Double Meaning Sms Messages...

A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

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Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho:
1. Garam ho
2. Gori ho
3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho
5. Doodh zyada ho
6. Do minute me taiyar ho
7. Raat ko Sone na de

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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

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A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!

Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

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fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever...

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pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia

phir

phir

phir kya?????

kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!

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Tumara farz hai dalna
Tumara Haq hai dalna

Acha lage to dalo
Bharosa hoto dalo

Jaha marzi dalo
Jiska marzi dalo

Orat ko dalo
Ya Mard ko dalo

“VOTE“

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Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???

Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

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kuch log sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
.
.
kuch log 4 ghantay kartay hain
.
.
Aur kuch log to Poori Poori raat kartay hain……..
.
.
abbay aapna mobile charge………

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Double Mazaa

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paise
Girl : woh kya hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

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KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”

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Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL

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college wali:
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may to roti ki baat kar raha hu

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TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karu khada ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri
PHoto
kaise lon?

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girl- aj mat dalo
boy- kyo?
girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye

-EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-

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Exam aur sex ke baad ladkiya kya
sochti hai??


1 : Kitna Lamba tha.
2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata.
3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha.
4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya.

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Mangta Hoon To Deti Nahi

Mangta hoon to deti nahi...

jawab mere salwal ka..

Deti hai to khada ho jata hai..

Rom rom jazbat ka..

khada hota hai to dalne ko man karta hai....

balo me fool gulab ka...

dalta hoon to tapak padta hai..

patta patta gulab ka...

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