Double Mazaa

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paise
Girl : woh kya hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

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KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”

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Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL

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college wali:
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may to roti ki baat kar raha hu

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TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karu khada ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri
PHoto
kaise lon?

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girl- aj mat dalo
boy- kyo?
girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye

-EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-

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Exam aur sex ke baad ladkiya kya
sochti hai??


1 : Kitna Lamba tha.
2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata.
3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha.
4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya.