Showing posts with label Adult SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adult SMS. Show all posts

Adult Text Messages...!!!

>> Feb 9, 2011

A Woman Gave Birth To 6 Babies, On Seeing This She Got Off The Hospital Bed And Slapped Her Husband And Shouted,: I Told U Not To Do In Doggy Style.

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Nipple Nipple Dont Be Far, Can I Press U In My Car. Up Above The Chest So High, Always Milky Never Dry. Let Me Suck U Don't Feel Shy, In The Braziers U Will Die

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Girl Says: Mom, Our Neighbor's Son Have Penis Like Peanut. Mom: Is It Too Small? Girl: No, Its Salty!!

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Dear Lady Subscribers: Due To A Fault In Magnetic Field And Signals Of Our Service Your Handsets Will Vibrate For One Hour So Keep It In Your Pussy; Enjoy! Customer Care

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When You Were 10, Rubber Meant Eraser, Ass Meant Donkey, Pussy Meant Cat And Cock Meant Rooster Your Thinking Has Surely Changed With...

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Ek Ladka Tha, Use Kabhi Pyar Nahi Hua Tha, Uske Pant Ka Zip Hamesha Khula Rahta Tha Kyon? . . . . . . . . . . . Kyonki Pyar Bina Chain Kahan Re!

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5 Road Signs Which Best Describe Female Organs 1.Deep Excavation 2.Slippery When Wet 3.Stop On Red Signal 4.Slow Down Curves And Hump 5.Men At Work

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Love Is Not Measured By Hugging, Kissing & Sex, Love Is Respect And Trust, Accepting Person With Open Legs And Closed Eyes, Wet Lips Saying: Push It More..

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Suhag Raat Ke Baad Subah Husband Ne Romantic Anadaz Mein Wife Se Poocha: Raat Ko Kaisa Laga? Biwi Sharmate Hue Boli: Aap Ne To College Ke Yad Taza Kerdi.

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Oorat K Doodh K 5 Faide 1. Boil Nhi Karna Parta 2. Kharab Nhi Hota 3. Har Umar K Mard Ki Pasand 4. Dil Kash Packing Main 5. Aik K Saath Dusra FREE

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A Girl For First The Time Was Handling A Boy's Cock. After Some Time, Some Drops Came Out, She Asked Wat's That? The Boy Said: Yeh Khushi Ke AANSOO Hai.

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Did U Know Meaning Of WOMEN? "W"Ant "O"Ne "M"An For "E"Very "N"Ight

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Girl: Arey Itna Bara Munh Mein Kaise Daloon Gi. Boy: Jaldi Se Munh Kholo. Girl: Oops Sare Kapray Geelay Ho Gaye. Boy: Aur Lo Gee. Girl: NA Baba Na Yeh Gool Gapey Tum He Kahoo.

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Adult SMS / text messages

>> Feb 8, 2011

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!!!

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3 Facts Of Life:
Ghareeb Aur Boobs Hamesha Dabte Hai.
Musibat Aur Penis Kabhi Bhi Khade Ho Jate Hai.
Kismat Aur Bra Kabhi Bhi Khul Sakti Hai

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Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai Waise To Ye Bara Shareef Hai Tumhare Ehtaram Mein Khara Ho Raha Hai …

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath thi…

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Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya.
Ma said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b nahi dekhi thi.
a girl-aunti chinta mat karo mai ne dikha di thi

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Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It
Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame
10 Minutes Of Fun, 9 Months Of Pain
Then A Baby Comes Out Without Any Name.
Enjoy It Or Think It Before You Do It.

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Girls ar best vehicles:
Front 2 Horns.
Back 2 Bumpers.
Self Lubricant When Hot.
Monthly Automatic Oil Change.
Highest Mileage of 9 Mnth

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Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha,
“Maa mere pitaji kaise the?”
Maa boli, “Pata nahi beta, Piche se aaye the, aur piche se hi chale gaye!”

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A Short Thing
It Gets Longer
When U Hold It
N Pass Between
Women Breasts
N Enters Into
A Hole
What Is It?
1 Min 2 Think!
Car Seat Belt
U Dirty Mind

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My number has been changed.
So plz call me onmy new number:-
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Agar maira nokar uthaye to usko 2,4 suna dena wo apneaap ko police wala kehta hai…

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Lady: Doc Se, Mairy Boobs Bohat Chotay Hain, Kya Karon???
Doc: Aap Ko Rooz Mairy Paas Aana Hoga, May In Ko Choos Choos K Bara Kar Donga..
Lady: Ok, May Kal Say Apnay Husband Ko B Lay Kar Aaonge, Un Ke Lulli B Bohat Chote Hay

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Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.

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rape case
wakeel ladki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha?
ladki: koi bahar ka tha
wakeel: woh kaisay?
ladki: kyu ki itna bara lund humaray muhhalay may kisi ka bhi nahi hay

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Dil ne kaha dost ko sms kartay hain,
phir khayal aya ke dil tou pagal hai,
phir socha dil agar pagal hai tou kia hoa ?
Mera dost konsa normal hai….hahahaha

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