Funny Telugu SMS

BOY 2 GIRL: KOBBARI CHETTU EKKITE ENGINEERING COLLEGE GIRLS KANIPISTUNNARU.
GIRL : AKKADI NUNDI RENDU CHETULU VADILITHE MEDICAL COLLEGE GIRLS KUDA KANIPISTARU

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meeku 57 va telugu akshram telusa?

leda?

ayite Ikkada choodoooo..............................!


kinda


kinda


inka kinda


inka inka


inka


inka


inka


inka......................


Ye school lo chadivavu baabooo............
57 va akshram telugu lo...? ha ha

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Child: amma toilet ki poyanu vachi kadugu.
Amma: Sorry ra nenu TV chushunanu, Kavalantai SMS chaduvuthuna vaditho kadiginchuko.

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Ninnu marchipodamani Bar kelli Mandhukottanu.
Mandhu kottaka Nigamgane Marchipoyanu kaani
ninnu kadhu.Bar Owner ki Bill Kattadam.

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College - Bommarillu,

Student - Sainikudu,

Class - Appudappudu,

Exams - Anukokunda Oka roju,

Q: Paper - Aparichitudu,

Mathematics - Garshana,

Copy - Okarikokaru,

Slips - Apadhbandavudu,

Results - Adrustam,

Pass - Student No:1,

Fail - Anthuleni Kadha,

Supplemantry - Nuvvastanante Nenodhantana,

1st year - Budhimanthudu,

2nd Year - Kantri,

3rd Year - Pokiri,

4th Year - Deshamuduru,

PARENTS enquire about marks - Aa okkati Adakku...!


So Njoy these Happy Days...!

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Jagarthaga step by step chudu
1+1=2+2=4+4=8-3=5+2=7-3=4-1=3+6=9-5=4+4=8-5=3-2=1+5=6+2=8-7=1-1=0
Kopam vachindi kada!
Sachinollu, naaku ilane pamparu

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Adi 1950
June 7 Monday,
Ardha raatri
Time 12:12
Oori bayata,
samashanam
daggara
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Telusukoni em pikutahv?
Musukuni Paduko!

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.!. H 6 I N
p o o 6
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H S I M I
Get confused....?
Turn ur screen upside down & read it again......

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Teacher: vasu, nivu school ku enduku vachhavu?
Vasu: vidhya kosam sir.
Teacher:mari enduku nidra potunnav?
Vasu: e roju vidhya raledu sir.

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Modern poem:
chitti chilukamma lover tittinda
bar ki vellava bear konnava
frize lo pettava gutukkana mingava
kikku ekkinda? Kakkukunnava..