Telugu Funny Text Messages

Teacher:-Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa..
Ravi:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z.
Teacher:-BF CD lu evi ra??
Ravi:-vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam

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APPLE; crying.
Banana; why are you crying?
Apple; all people cut eat me,
Banana; you are better then me.
all remove my dress eat me.
SIGGUTO CHASTUNA

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Mummy:chintu aunty ki kiss ivvu.
Son:nenu ivvanu.
Mummy:enduku ra...
Son:mrng dady padithe chepputho kottindi anduke.

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Coffee ki college ki enti difference? Ayyo aa matram telida? Coffee lo sugar untundi. college lo figer untundi...

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Sonia:-Chha..vadiki(roshayya)na mida preme ledu,he does’nt love me u know. KCR:no he luvs u so much Sonia:-avuna entha? KCR:-Modati sari nenu telangana adiginappudu kaliginatti kopamanta,modatisari bundh chesinappudu jariginatti doshmanta,Modatisari nenu diksha chesinappudu periginatti doshamanta,chivarisari nuvvu telangana echhinappudu tirinatti baramanta,,,,sony he luvs u he luvs u he luvs u so much...

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Biscuit Kept in air become SOFT, Cake Kept in air become HARD.. Moral:-Hard,Soft Kadu point..Galiki tirigithe evaraina panikirakunda potharu..adi point.

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Enjoyment lekunte college waste,
Suger lekunte coffee waste,
Moon lekunte sky waste,
Love lenkute life waste,
Inka Nuvvu lekunte ZOO waste thondaraga vellu......,

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Oka Aunty Buttalo "Carefree"pack tho vasthundi.
Boy: Ne Buttalo unna bread packet naku ivvavva pl.,
Aunty:Adi Bread kadu naana.
Boy: aa.. naku thelusu breade.. ivvandi.
Anty: Kadu naana na mata vinu,
Boy: ledu nakkavali.
Anti: chepthe vinaventi,aithe repu raa..... jaam raasi istha...

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Oka Doma ku Oka Cheemaku Pelli Aiyinadi,
First Night rojuna bayata kurchunnadi,
oka athanu "Enti kothaga pelli chesukoni bayata kurchunnaventi?
ante, Donga munda allout pettukoni padukunnadi.

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3 girls dead
1st : nenu pelliki mundu kiss chesanu
YAMA : NUVVU NARAKAM KU VELLU
2ND : NENU PELLIKi taruvata kiss chesanu
YAMA : NUVVU SWAQGAM KU VELLU
3RD : NENU PELLI KI MUNDU PELLI TARUVATHA KISS0 CHEYALEDU
YAMA : NUVVU NA ROOM KU VELLU

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7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda.
Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe
E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha

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6 birds were sitting on a tree.
A hunter saw that and shot over tree.
5 birds flew away.
but one bird was sitting.
Y...?
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balupu(neelage)..

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Two ants drunk and went near an Elephant.
One ant said eppudurara na kodaka chusukundham.
The Other said ponile mama manam eddaram vaadu okkade.

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Software Movies Coming In Future:

1. INTLO JAVA,OFFICE LO BAVA
2. "C" VEERUDU
3. PROGRAM RAADAM RA..
4. KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKAM

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Lancham unnachota
"TAGORE"
Nirlakshyam unnachota
"APARICHITUDU"
Blackmoney unnachota
"SHIVAJI" Unte
FRIENDSHIP UNNACHOTA EE "type your name here" Untadu...

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IDEA lo job undhi chesthva...?
Qualification:S.S.C
Place:Hyderbad
Salary:30,000 per month
JOb:Idea tower meedhaa kurchoni AIRTEL signal aapali...!!!

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Son : nenu school ki vellanu.
Mom : endukura.?
Son : pani chestanu...!
Mom : UKG chadivi emi pani chesthavura
Son : LKG "girls" ki tution chebutha...!!!

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Mantri; Maharaja Yudhaaniki Siddham Avvamani Pakka Desam Raju SMS Pampaadu,Emi cheymanduru Prabhu? RAJU; SMS Sending Failed Ani Reply Pampu.