Funny Telugu SMS

BOY 2 GIRL: KOBBARI CHETTU EKKITE ENGINEERING COLLEGE GIRLS KANIPISTUNNARU.
GIRL : AKKADI NUNDI RENDU CHETULU VADILITHE MEDICAL COLLEGE GIRLS KUDA KANIPISTARU

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meeku 57 va telugu akshram telusa?

leda?

ayite Ikkada choodoooo..............................!


kinda


kinda


inka kinda


inka inka


inka


inka


inka


inka......................


Ye school lo chadivavu baabooo............
57 va akshram telugu lo...? ha ha

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Child: amma toilet ki poyanu vachi kadugu.
Amma: Sorry ra nenu TV chushunanu, Kavalantai SMS chaduvuthuna vaditho kadiginchuko.

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Ninnu marchipodamani Bar kelli Mandhukottanu.
Mandhu kottaka Nigamgane Marchipoyanu kaani
ninnu kadhu.Bar Owner ki Bill Kattadam.

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College - Bommarillu,

Student - Sainikudu,

Class - Appudappudu,

Exams - Anukokunda Oka roju,

Q: Paper - Aparichitudu,

Mathematics - Garshana,

Copy - Okarikokaru,

Slips - Apadhbandavudu,

Results - Adrustam,

Pass - Student No:1,

Fail - Anthuleni Kadha,

Supplemantry - Nuvvastanante Nenodhantana,

1st year - Budhimanthudu,

2nd Year - Kantri,

3rd Year - Pokiri,

4th Year - Deshamuduru,

PARENTS enquire about marks - Aa okkati Adakku...!


So Njoy these Happy Days...!

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Jagarthaga step by step chudu
1+1=2+2=4+4=8-3=5+2=7-3=4-1=3+6=9-5=4+4=8-5=3-2=1+5=6+2=8-7=1-1=0
Kopam vachindi kada!
Sachinollu, naaku ilane pamparu

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Adi 1950
June 7 Monday,
Ardha raatri
Time 12:12
Oori bayata,
samashanam
daggara
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Telusukoni em pikutahv?
Musukuni Paduko!

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.!. H 6 I N
p o o 6
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H S I M I
Get confused....?
Turn ur screen upside down & read it again......

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Teacher: vasu, nivu school ku enduku vachhavu?
Vasu: vidhya kosam sir.
Teacher:mari enduku nidra potunnav?
Vasu: e roju vidhya raledu sir.

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Modern poem:
chitti chilukamma lover tittinda
bar ki vellava bear konnava
frize lo pettava gutukkana mingava
kikku ekkinda? Kakkukunnava..

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Telugu Funny Text Messages

Teacher:-Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa..
Ravi:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z.
Teacher:-BF CD lu evi ra??
Ravi:-vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam

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APPLE; crying.
Banana; why are you crying?
Apple; all people cut eat me,
Banana; you are better then me.
all remove my dress eat me.
SIGGUTO CHASTUNA

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Mummy:chintu aunty ki kiss ivvu.
Son:nenu ivvanu.
Mummy:enduku ra...
Son:mrng dady padithe chepputho kottindi anduke.

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Coffee ki college ki enti difference? Ayyo aa matram telida? Coffee lo sugar untundi. college lo figer untundi...

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Sonia:-Chha..vadiki(roshayya)na mida preme ledu,he does’nt love me u know. KCR:no he luvs u so much Sonia:-avuna entha? KCR:-Modati sari nenu telangana adiginappudu kaliginatti kopamanta,modatisari bundh chesinappudu jariginatti doshmanta,Modatisari nenu diksha chesinappudu periginatti doshamanta,chivarisari nuvvu telangana echhinappudu tirinatti baramanta,,,,sony he luvs u he luvs u he luvs u so much...

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Biscuit Kept in air become SOFT, Cake Kept in air become HARD.. Moral:-Hard,Soft Kadu point..Galiki tirigithe evaraina panikirakunda potharu..adi point.

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Enjoyment lekunte college waste,
Suger lekunte coffee waste,
Moon lekunte sky waste,
Love lenkute life waste,
Inka Nuvvu lekunte ZOO waste thondaraga vellu......,

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Oka Aunty Buttalo "Carefree"pack tho vasthundi.
Boy: Ne Buttalo unna bread packet naku ivvavva pl.,
Aunty:Adi Bread kadu naana.
Boy: aa.. naku thelusu breade.. ivvandi.
Anty: Kadu naana na mata vinu,
Boy: ledu nakkavali.
Anti: chepthe vinaventi,aithe repu raa..... jaam raasi istha...

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Oka Doma ku Oka Cheemaku Pelli Aiyinadi,
First Night rojuna bayata kurchunnadi,
oka athanu "Enti kothaga pelli chesukoni bayata kurchunnaventi?
ante, Donga munda allout pettukoni padukunnadi.

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3 girls dead
1st : nenu pelliki mundu kiss chesanu
YAMA : NUVVU NARAKAM KU VELLU
2ND : NENU PELLIKi taruvata kiss chesanu
YAMA : NUVVU SWAQGAM KU VELLU
3RD : NENU PELLI KI MUNDU PELLI TARUVATHA KISS0 CHEYALEDU
YAMA : NUVVU NA ROOM KU VELLU

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7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda.
Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe
E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha

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6 birds were sitting on a tree.
A hunter saw that and shot over tree.
5 birds flew away.
but one bird was sitting.
Y...?
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balupu(neelage)..

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Two ants drunk and went near an Elephant.
One ant said eppudurara na kodaka chusukundham.
The Other said ponile mama manam eddaram vaadu okkade.

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Software Movies Coming In Future:

1. INTLO JAVA,OFFICE LO BAVA
2. "C" VEERUDU
3. PROGRAM RAADAM RA..
4. KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKAM

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Lancham unnachota
"TAGORE"
Nirlakshyam unnachota
"APARICHITUDU"
Blackmoney unnachota
"SHIVAJI" Unte
FRIENDSHIP UNNACHOTA EE "type your name here" Untadu...

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IDEA lo job undhi chesthva...?
Qualification:S.S.C
Place:Hyderbad
Salary:30,000 per month
JOb:Idea tower meedhaa kurchoni AIRTEL signal aapali...!!!

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Son : nenu school ki vellanu.
Mom : endukura.?
Son : pani chestanu...!
Mom : UKG chadivi emi pani chesthavura
Son : LKG "girls" ki tution chebutha...!!!

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Mantri; Maharaja Yudhaaniki Siddham Avvamani Pakka Desam Raju SMS Pampaadu,Emi cheymanduru Prabhu? RAJU; SMS Sending Failed Ani Reply Pampu.

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