Marathi fun sms

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".

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Ek truck & popat yanchi dhadak hote,Popat beshudh padto.Truck driver popatala ghari pinjryat thevto,{Popat shudhivar alyavar)Aila jail?Driver mela ki kay.?

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Hirvya hirvya sadivar aaboli gajara,Thi nahi bolali tar bolthil tichya najra,Nahi bolalya thichya najara,Thr thichya aaicha "fodra".........

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ghaslyasivay dhar yet nahi talwarila, marathisivay paryay nahi Maharashtrachya matila.

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gurur vodka gurur whishy gurur devo cocktail e namah! gurur sakshat desi ka paua tasme sri beer e namah!

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Ek puneri mulga aplya mitrana ghari gheun ala....mhanala tumhi basa me chaha gheun yeto...10 min nantar...chala....ghetla me chaha...!!!!

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Kutra ani manjar doghancha khup prem asata. Doghe lagna karaicha tharavtat pan kutryachya gharun virodh hoto..ka ???...........karan mulila mishya
astat..

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Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt

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Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,
Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet...

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4 nave employees pahilyach divashi hotel madhe jatat, gappanmadhe residence cha vishay yeto. 1la- mi 3rd floor la rahto. 2ra- mi 1st floor, 3ra- mi 10th floor var. .. Tya choughanmadhe ek chalit rahnara asto, to bolto- mi ground floor var rahto

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Marathi Funny Text Messages

Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

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Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

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Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?

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Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...

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Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...

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When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone uchal

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lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

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What is ABCD Jeans??
Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye

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SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens...

AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

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Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"

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