Marathi fun sms

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".

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Ek truck & popat yanchi dhadak hote,Popat beshudh padto.Truck driver popatala ghari pinjryat thevto,{Popat shudhivar alyavar)Aila jail?Driver mela ki kay.?

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Hirvya hirvya sadivar aaboli gajara,Thi nahi bolali tar bolthil tichya najra,Nahi bolalya thichya najara,Thr thichya aaicha "fodra".........

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ghaslyasivay dhar yet nahi talwarila, marathisivay paryay nahi Maharashtrachya matila.

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gurur vodka gurur whishy gurur devo cocktail e namah! gurur sakshat desi ka paua tasme sri beer e namah!

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Ek puneri mulga aplya mitrana ghari gheun ala....mhanala tumhi basa me chaha gheun yeto...10 min nantar...chala....ghetla me chaha...!!!!

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Kutra ani manjar doghancha khup prem asata. Doghe lagna karaicha tharavtat pan kutryachya gharun virodh hoto..ka ???...........karan mulila mishya
astat..

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Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt

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Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,
Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet...

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4 nave employees pahilyach divashi hotel madhe jatat, gappanmadhe residence cha vishay yeto. 1la- mi 3rd floor la rahto. 2ra- mi 1st floor, 3ra- mi 10th floor var. .. Tya choughanmadhe ek chalit rahnara asto, to bolto- mi ground floor var rahto