Funny Story

Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe". Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?". Doctor tyache sagle exams gheto, stool exam hotey, endoscopy sagle kahi test hotat. Tari pun doctor la samjat nahi kay karayche te. Shevthi nailajaane doctor mhanto "Theek ahe tumhi majhya samor basa sandas la mhanje mala nit observe karta yeil" (sorry pun joke asach ahe :))
To manus shi karayla basto ani doctor ekdum hasat hasat mhanto "Mala tumcha problem ata neat kalala ahe. Tumhi jaalicha baniyan ghalta (netted baniyan) na tar tumhi jevva sandaas la basta tevva to madhye yeto ani tya muley tumchi shi jaali sarkhi kivva doryasarkhi yete. Baniyan kadhun taka. Hach upay!!!"

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Ekda ek International Shi khaychi spardha aste. Saglya deshatun participants aali astat. Indiatun Hermit Singh sardar pathavtat.
Pahilyanda Chinese manus yeto. To 18 shi chya vatya (freshly filled) khaun takto. Talyancha gadgadaat!! Go Chinkis!!

American competitor la ata high standards break karave lagteel mhanun to jiv khaun 35 shi chya vatya khato.

Sagle assume karun chaltat ki ata America gold medal gheunach janar tevdhyat apley proud sardarji utartat. Ice cream aslyasarkech shi chya vata gatagata tondat taktat. 35 vatya hotat ani ajun fakta 1 vati khalli ki world champion honar tevdhyat sardarji ti 35 vi vati takoon detat and "ajibat khanar nahi" ase mhanun haartat. Desi junte cha support ani cheering kitihe zaley tarti appley sardarji ti 35 vi vaati khaat nahit ani america la gold medal milte.

4-5 divsanni india la jevva aplley patu parat-tat tevva media che loka tyanna vichartat

"Kay ho , apun pahilya 34 vatya itkya aaramat khallya, tumhala "bhook" tar hoti. Tar ka nahi khalli 35 vi vaati?"

Sardar vakde tond karun mhantat" Aho kase khanar, tyamadhye ek maashi marun padli hoti"

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Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande". Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?

Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)
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Pu La Deshpande pohayla gele tar tyanna kay mhannar?
Swimming Pool (Pu L)
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Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re

Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap

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Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
Also ran: Kes Kapa

Russian waiter: Andre vada pav

African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom

Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru

Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika

Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.

Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi

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Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto," mala sakali 6:00 la uthav". Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste. Tyavar lihile aste, " 6:00 vajlet, utha"!!!

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Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,

"Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!"