Adult Text Messages...!!!
>> Feb 9, 2011
A Woman Gave Birth To 6 Babies, On Seeing This She Got Off The Hospital Bed And Slapped Her Husband And Shouted,: I Told U Not To Do In Doggy Style.
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Nipple Nipple Dont Be Far, Can I Press U In My Car. Up Above The Chest So High, Always Milky Never Dry. Let Me Suck U Don't Feel Shy, In The Braziers U Will Die
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Girl Says: Mom, Our Neighbor's Son Have Penis Like Peanut. Mom: Is It Too Small? Girl: No, Its Salty!!
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Dear Lady Subscribers: Due To A Fault In Magnetic Field And Signals Of Our Service Your Handsets Will Vibrate For One Hour So Keep It In Your Pussy; Enjoy! Customer Care
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When You Were 10, Rubber Meant Eraser, Ass Meant Donkey, Pussy Meant Cat And Cock Meant Rooster Your Thinking Has Surely Changed With...
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Ek Ladka Tha, Use Kabhi Pyar Nahi Hua Tha, Uske Pant Ka Zip Hamesha Khula Rahta Tha Kyon? . . . . . . . . . . . Kyonki Pyar Bina Chain Kahan Re!
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5 Road Signs Which Best Describe Female Organs 1.Deep Excavation 2.Slippery When Wet 3.Stop On Red Signal 4.Slow Down Curves And Hump 5.Men At Work
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Love Is Not Measured By Hugging, Kissing & Sex, Love Is Respect And Trust, Accepting Person With Open Legs And Closed Eyes, Wet Lips Saying: Push It More..
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Suhag Raat Ke Baad Subah Husband Ne Romantic Anadaz Mein Wife Se Poocha: Raat Ko Kaisa Laga? Biwi Sharmate Hue Boli: Aap Ne To College Ke Yad Taza Kerdi.
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Oorat K Doodh K 5 Faide 1. Boil Nhi Karna Parta 2. Kharab Nhi Hota 3. Har Umar K Mard Ki Pasand 4. Dil Kash Packing Main 5. Aik K Saath Dusra FREE
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A Girl For First The Time Was Handling A Boy's Cock. After Some Time, Some Drops Came Out, She Asked Wat's That? The Boy Said: Yeh Khushi Ke AANSOO Hai.
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Did U Know Meaning Of WOMEN? "W"Ant "O"Ne "M"An For "E"Very "N"Ight
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Girl: Arey Itna Bara Munh Mein Kaise Daloon Gi. Boy: Jaldi Se Munh Kholo. Girl: Oops Sare Kapray Geelay Ho Gaye. Boy: Aur Lo Gee. Girl: NA Baba Na Yeh Gool Gapey Tum He Kahoo.
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Nipple Nipple Dont Be Far, Can I Press U In My Car. Up Above The Chest So High, Always Milky Never Dry. Let Me Suck U Don't Feel Shy, In The Braziers U Will Die
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Girl Says: Mom, Our Neighbor's Son Have Penis Like Peanut. Mom: Is It Too Small? Girl: No, Its Salty!!
******
Dear Lady Subscribers: Due To A Fault In Magnetic Field And Signals Of Our Service Your Handsets Will Vibrate For One Hour So Keep It In Your Pussy; Enjoy! Customer Care
******
When You Were 10, Rubber Meant Eraser, Ass Meant Donkey, Pussy Meant Cat And Cock Meant Rooster Your Thinking Has Surely Changed With...
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Ek Ladka Tha, Use Kabhi Pyar Nahi Hua Tha, Uske Pant Ka Zip Hamesha Khula Rahta Tha Kyon? . . . . . . . . . . . Kyonki Pyar Bina Chain Kahan Re!
******
5 Road Signs Which Best Describe Female Organs 1.Deep Excavation 2.Slippery When Wet 3.Stop On Red Signal 4.Slow Down Curves And Hump 5.Men At Work
******
Love Is Not Measured By Hugging, Kissing & Sex, Love Is Respect And Trust, Accepting Person With Open Legs And Closed Eyes, Wet Lips Saying: Push It More..
******
Suhag Raat Ke Baad Subah Husband Ne Romantic Anadaz Mein Wife Se Poocha: Raat Ko Kaisa Laga? Biwi Sharmate Hue Boli: Aap Ne To College Ke Yad Taza Kerdi.
******
Oorat K Doodh K 5 Faide 1. Boil Nhi Karna Parta 2. Kharab Nhi Hota 3. Har Umar K Mard Ki Pasand 4. Dil Kash Packing Main 5. Aik K Saath Dusra FREE
******
A Girl For First The Time Was Handling A Boy's Cock. After Some Time, Some Drops Came Out, She Asked Wat's That? The Boy Said: Yeh Khushi Ke AANSOO Hai.
******
Did U Know Meaning Of WOMEN? "W"Ant "O"Ne "M"An For "E"Very "N"Ight
******
Girl: Arey Itna Bara Munh Mein Kaise Daloon Gi. Boy: Jaldi Se Munh Kholo. Girl: Oops Sare Kapray Geelay Ho Gaye. Boy: Aur Lo Gee. Girl: NA Baba Na Yeh Gool Gapey Tum He Kahoo.
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