Funny Jokes SMS

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

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AClass Girl Comes Late To
Professor:
Why R U Late?
Girl:
A Boy Was Following Me Sir
Professor:
Then Why R U Late?
Girl
That Boy Was Walking Slowly Sir

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A Policeman Asks His Son
” Itne Kam MArks Kyon Aaye?”
Ajj Se Tera Khelna , TV Dekhna Sab Band
Son: Papa Ye Lo 50 Rs Baat Ko Yahi Per Khatam KAro

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When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

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Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

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Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai,
Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti chala lete hai.

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anta- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai. santa – wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…

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Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.

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Salesman tension me tha. DEALER-Kya hua? S.MAN-Mai 6 months tour pe tha, biwi Pregnant ho gai DLR-Ab pata chala bina order k maal aye to kaisa lagta hai..

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Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete
Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain

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Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai
Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,
Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya jaal hai,
Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai.

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Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge.
Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ??
Daro mat hum yamraj ke mobile se apko SMS kiya karenge

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Son To Sardar : Papa 5+5 Kitne Hote Hein?
Sarar : Ullu Ke Patthe , Gadhe , Idiot , Nalayak , Beshram ..
Tujhe Kuch Nahi Aata
Ja Ander Se Calculator La

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Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!! Te

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Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.

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Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”
The dog bites him & replies, “I am kuttaa..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

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Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna,
pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna,
aur agar sada muskurana ho to,
Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.

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boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein? teacher replied: nhi. boy to girl: dekha tum aisey hi dar rehi thi.

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Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.
Boy:Maa baap
Girl:Yes
Boy:Bhai behan
Girl:Yes
Boy:Khana peena
Girl:Yes
Boy:Star plus
Girl: Muh sambhal ke baat kar !!

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Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.

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