Double Meaning Sms Messages...

A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

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Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho:
1. Garam ho
2. Gori ho
3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho
5. Doodh zyada ho
6. Do minute me taiyar ho
7. Raat ko Sone na de

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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

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A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!

Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

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fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever...

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pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia

phir

phir

phir kya?????

kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!

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Tumara farz hai dalna
Tumara Haq hai dalna

Acha lage to dalo
Bharosa hoto dalo

Jaha marzi dalo
Jiska marzi dalo

Orat ko dalo
Ya Mard ko dalo

“VOTE“

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Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???

Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

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kuch log sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
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kuch log 4 ghantay kartay hain
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Aur kuch log to Poori Poori raat kartay hain……..
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abbay aapna mobile charge………