In College Days.....

C-Come,

O-On,

L-Lets,

L-Love,

E-Each,

G-Girl,

E-Equally……

Thats why boys go to college.

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In college days..she came into my life ..
I kept lookin at her.
She smiled..,
Yet i kept quiet…
She began 2 speak..,
I dint listen…And when she began 2 leave…,
I started running behind her requesting .

.

.
.

Mam …mam…mam
attendance…

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My nights are going sleepless,

my days are going useless.

So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.

GOD replied, “no dear, result is near

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If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
“This is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time”

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A sleeping lion
is stronger
than a
barking dog.
so a
sleeping
student
is better
than a
barking teacher.
- By,
“ALL INDIA” Back Benchers Association..

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PROFESSOR – Fools ask
so many questions
which make a
Wise man go Mad.
PAPPU – You are right sir, we go thru a
similar situation during
our exams.!

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The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
Is it worth it???

Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear Ek Din,
OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas,
Pura hai vishwas,
Hum hoge all clear ek din.

Top two Engineering Rumours:
a) ‘Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm’
b) ‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, it’s been put up at Main Notice Board’

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MEDICAL QUESTION…..
Q: define “LOVE” nd describe in detail.(10 marks)

Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due 2 relationship between men&women dat cn sumtm cause death of 1 or both depending on d resistance associated

TYPES:
*1way &
*2way

Age-usually occurs in puberty bt nowdays cn b found in ny age grp

Sites affected-brain nd heart (affected ppl assume dat only heart is affected)

RISK FACTORS:
*teenagers,
*boys with out sisters,
*girls widout brothers
*hostel students.

ETIOLOGY:
*Timepass,
*desire to be loved,
*money&beauty.

SYMPTOMS:
*Tension,
*daydream,
*tachycardia,
*insomnia
*phone addict,
*no concentration

INVESTIGATION:
*diary
*album
*books
*mobile(most confirmatory)

TREATMENT:
*anti therapy by father or brother or mum’s chappal or broom..:-D

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Remembering my classmates, after few years,
My eyes were filled with tears,
Everyone is busy a lot,
No one escaped destiny’s plot,

Saw the girl, whom once I thought as my best friend,
Oops! Today she is some body else’s girl friend,
After months remembered about her for a little while,
Heard she is happy, that made me smile,

Project reviews to campus interviews,
Nicknames to last bench games,
Cultural rehearsals to love proposals,
Short term crushes to classroom blushes,

Everything is fresh in our mind,
Wish life could just rewind,
Lets laugh, play and rejoice,
Once again become college guys,

Chatting and laughing. We all were in elation,
Till the painful moment of separation,
When it was time to part,
We returned with a heavy heart,

Today life is full of commitments,
And too many worries,
But those cherished moments,
will leave forever in our memories.