Politics SMS, Politics Messages And Political Quotes

Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a million dollars
I wil make a million People happy.

Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i'll
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly Usama bin ladan said: If I drop this plane
I'll make the whole world happy

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A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are
punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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Some men change their party for the sake of their
principles; others their principles for the sake of
their party.

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Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country
are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the
other lousy two percent that get all the publicity.
But then, we elected them.

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Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to
behave badly around women. And I hope I never get
into that.

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Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

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Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will
decide issues.

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Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

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Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

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Any party which takes credit for the rain must not
be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the
drought.
-Dwight Morrow

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

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The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word
‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking
parasites’.

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We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

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Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

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Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous
elections are held at great cost without issues and
with interchangeable candidates.

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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

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The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.

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The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

The one that”s out always looks the best.

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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

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A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.