Insult Text Messages !!!

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
GADHA Mar jayega

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Andheri sadak,
Sunsan kabristan,
Suni haweli,
Kala aasman,
Raat hogayi soja shaitaan.

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Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

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Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande

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You are Bandar
It means:
B= Beautifull
A= Attractive
N= Naughty
D= Decent
A= Awesome
R= Rambo

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Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil
Lagake Karte Ho..
Kyun ki,
Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Daravna khwab?
Baap re Baap

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Promise me
we r true friends
i m
the HEART
u r
the BEST
i m
the WATER
u r
the FISH
i m
the MOON
u r
the STAR
i m
the TREE
&
u r
MONKEY..

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Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai
Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai
Zaher ko Zaher kaat ta hai
Isliye aapko Kutta kaatega.

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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

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Tum
Achhe
Imandar
Sanskari
Pyre
Dimagwale ho.
Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah
kaun faila raha hai

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Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

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Son – Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho?
Papa – nahi. Par kyu?
Son – to fir aap itni Khofnaak mummy kaha se laye

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Twinkle twinkle little star…
You should know what u r
And once u know what u r
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Mental hospital is not so far

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Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho