Our Kiss Is Soft And Wet

I stair into your beautiful brown eyes,
I can feel the blood rushing throughout my body.
And as I brush the hair out of your face,
I slide my hand down your soft slender cheek,
as my skin touches yours, our hearts beat faster.

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As you run your hands through my hair
I lean towards you,
I breathe you in.
And when our eyes close, our lips meet.

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Our kiss is soft and wet,
smooth and warm,
sensuous and passionate.

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The kiss hits our whole bodies like a tidal wave.
We both feel all of our emotion at once,
it’s a feeling words can’t describe.
As we pull away, you look into my eyes
and I look into yours,
we smile realizing that was our first kiss,
And it wasn’t going to be our last.

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Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

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A kisss iz just a kisss till you find da one you love.
A hug iz just a hug till you find da one you are alwayz thinkin of.
A dream iz just a dream till it comez true.
Love was just a word till I heard it from you.

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love is sweet love is blind
love is sweet love is blind
if i kiss you plz dont mind

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my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r made 2 hold u ?..evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just 4 u!!

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Benefits of Kissing ;Changes taste;Burns Calories;Lips never go dry;Relieves Stress;Makes face muscles strong;So KEEP KISSING:

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Kiss Me In The Light..Love Me In the Dark..Hold Me ?till The End.And I Promise I won?t Break Your Heart

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What Is Kiss?

TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD,
kiSS me wHen i'm saD,
Hug me wHen i cRy,
CaRe 4 me wHen i diE,
LoVe me When i'm sTill Alive...

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What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

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Whats live ? Live is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

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Kiss is a bootcamp,of doing something sweet and tasted,that at the end it can drive you to the next step that can build a generation to generation untill generation.

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What Kisses Mean!
KISS ON HAND = i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK = lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK = i want u,
KISS ON LIPS = i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE = lets not get carried away!

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Kiss is fly from lips,
Lips is wet also kiss,
Dont miss a kiss
it is a valve of this,

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Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

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In College Days.....

C-Come,

O-On,

L-Lets,

L-Love,

E-Each,

G-Girl,

E-Equally……

Thats why boys go to college.

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In college days..she came into my life ..
I kept lookin at her.
She smiled..,
Yet i kept quiet…
She began 2 speak..,
I dint listen…And when she began 2 leave…,
I started running behind her requesting .

.

.
.

Mam …mam…mam
attendance…

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My nights are going sleepless,

my days are going useless.

So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.

GOD replied, “no dear, result is near

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If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
“This is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time”

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A sleeping lion
is stronger
than a
barking dog.
so a
sleeping
student
is better
than a
barking teacher.
- By,
“ALL INDIA” Back Benchers Association..

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PROFESSOR – Fools ask
so many questions
which make a
Wise man go Mad.
PAPPU – You are right sir, we go thru a
similar situation during
our exams.!

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The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
Is it worth it???

Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear Ek Din,
OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas,
Pura hai vishwas,
Hum hoge all clear ek din.

Top two Engineering Rumours:
a) ‘Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm’
b) ‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, it’s been put up at Main Notice Board’

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MEDICAL QUESTION…..
Q: define “LOVE” nd describe in detail.(10 marks)

Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due 2 relationship between men&women dat cn sumtm cause death of 1 or both depending on d resistance associated

TYPES:
*1way &
*2way

Age-usually occurs in puberty bt nowdays cn b found in ny age grp

Sites affected-brain nd heart (affected ppl assume dat only heart is affected)

RISK FACTORS:
*teenagers,
*boys with out sisters,
*girls widout brothers
*hostel students.

ETIOLOGY:
*Timepass,
*desire to be loved,
*money&beauty.

SYMPTOMS:
*Tension,
*daydream,
*tachycardia,
*insomnia
*phone addict,
*no concentration

INVESTIGATION:
*diary
*album
*books
*mobile(most confirmatory)

TREATMENT:
*anti therapy by father or brother or mum’s chappal or broom..:-D

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Remembering my classmates, after few years,
My eyes were filled with tears,
Everyone is busy a lot,
No one escaped destiny’s plot,

Saw the girl, whom once I thought as my best friend,
Oops! Today she is some body else’s girl friend,
After months remembered about her for a little while,
Heard she is happy, that made me smile,

Project reviews to campus interviews,
Nicknames to last bench games,
Cultural rehearsals to love proposals,
Short term crushes to classroom blushes,

Everything is fresh in our mind,
Wish life could just rewind,
Lets laugh, play and rejoice,
Once again become college guys,

Chatting and laughing. We all were in elation,
Till the painful moment of separation,
When it was time to part,
We returned with a heavy heart,

Today life is full of commitments,
And too many worries,
But those cherished moments,
will leave forever in our memories.

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The Sweetest Word Is LOVE

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

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Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...

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Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

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Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...

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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

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If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

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No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday

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Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!

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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

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All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

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Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........

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I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

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D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)

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U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

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Q:Wat is luv?
*
*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!

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I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....

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My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

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Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

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Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

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Your Life Partners Character

Select any one day. To know about your life partners character.

Mon, Tue, Wed, Thurs,
Fri, Sat, Sun.

Its very interesting.
n rply must watin...!

Answers

Mon=Fighting & Rude mud
Tue=Very Friendly
Wed=Hot & Sexy
Thurs=Over Smart
Fri=Genuene & Understanding.
Sat=Short Temper
Sun=Romantic.

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Choose 1 Eye Color Than I'll Tel Ur Heart Secret

Choose 1 Eye color thn I'll tel ur Heart Secret
:Grey
:Brown
:Blue
:Black
:Green
:Multi

Answers

Grey - Selfish ho
Brown - Bahut flirt karte
Blue - Kisi se bahut pyar karte ho
Black - Dusro ki khushi ka khayal rakhte ho
Green - Bahut Romantic ho
Multi - Dil ki bat dil me rakhte ho

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Paas Aakar Sabhi Door Chale Jate Hain

Hum aaj bhi khade hai usi mode per
Aap humko bhoola doge ek choti si bhool per.
Chod kar chal doge ek anjane se mod per,
Agar jaroorat pade to awaj de lena,
Hum aaj bhi khade hai usi mode per.

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Khud se to pyar hum ne kabhi kiya hi nahin tha
Aap ke siwa kisi ko ye haq diya hi nahin tha
Mushkilon main aaj aap ne rishta hi tor diya
Roshni ka khawab dikha kar andhere main chor diya

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Ghum Naa Chupata!
Do Kadam TO Sab Chal Lete Hain Par
Zindagi Bhar Ka Saath Koi Nahi Nibhata
Agar Ro kar Bhulaai Jaati Yaadein
To Hanskar Koi Ghum Naa Chupata!

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Nazar to mila sake
Nazar to mila sake,
Per zaban ko hila na sake,
Laakh chaha humna,
Phir bhi tum ko bhula na sake.

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Kaash anjaam hum pehele se jaan jaatae
Dil ko aadat si ho gai hai choot khanae ki,
Bheegi palkoon ke sang muskuranae ki,
Kaash anjaam hum pehele se jaan jaatae,
To koshish bhi nahin kartae dil laganae ki.

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Aapna chehera tak bhool chuka hu main!
Jab ashq tham jaate hai to has lete hain,
Shayaad ek arsee baad hasa hu main,
Jab bhi aaina dekha…khud ko aasuo main dekha,
Aapna chehera tak bhool chuka hu main!!!

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Itna chaldi vaada tod diya
Itna jaldi daaman chhod diya,
Itna chaldi vaada tod diya,
Abhi to zindagi ka sansein hai baaki,
Aur aapne abhi se yaad karna chhod diya

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Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare
Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare,
Kare to qayamat tak juda na kare,
Yeh mana ki koi marta nahi judai mein,
Lekin jee bhi to nahi pata tanhai mein.

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Kyon pyaar se tara jee bhar jata hai
Kyon pyaar se tara jee bhar jata hai,
Kyon ishq ka nasha jald utar jata hai,
Phale iqrar aur ab inkar,
Kyon to moosam ki tarhan badal jata hai.

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She touched my soul
I loved her from my heart,
She touched my soul n shake my heart,
I found her mine, but that wasn’t true,
I cried all night but she never dew,
Was it wrong to express my love?
Was it the same reason she left?

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Apni hi cheez ko todkar
Kitni khushi milti hai tujhko, dil mera todkar
Lekin ye dil bhi to hai, teri hi amanat
Dekhein kab tak tu khush raheta hai
Apni hi cheez ko todkar.

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Kisi aur ke hojaye
Kitna pyaar karte hai hum unse,
Kaash unko bhi yeh ehsaas hojaye,
Magar aisa na hoke woh laut kar tab aaye,
Jab hum kisi aur ke hojaye.

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Khushi mile to hass na saki,
Gum mile to roo na saki,
Zindagi ka yahi dastur hai,
Jise chaha usse pa na saki,
Aur jise paye usse chaha na saki.

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Kuchh to dard hai jo ap sahe nahi sakte
Kuchh to bat hai jo ap hamse kahe nahi sakte,
Kuchh to dard hai jo ap sahe nahi sakte,
Hame itna bhi paraya kar diya,
Jo esi bate hamse kar bhi nahi sakte.

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Na jane kyun log pyaar kar baithte hain
Na jane kyun log pyaar kar baithte hain
Na jane kyun log iqrar kar baithte hain
Hum unhe apna samajkar zindagi bhar baithte hain
Aur ek wo hai jo bewafai karke bas muskara baithte hain.

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Paas aakar sabhi door chale jate hain
Paas aakar sabhi door chale jate hain,
Hum akele the akele hi reh jate hain,
Dil ka dard kis ko dikhayen,
Marham lagane wale hi zakhm de jate hain.

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Aaj unke dar par sar jhukaye baithe hai
Jo aksar kaha karte the hume apni jaan,
Aaj unke dar par sar jhukaye baithe hai !
Kuch to saza de wo hame hamari wafaaon ka,
Jo aaj kisi aur se dil lagaye baithe hai !!

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Mujhe fanah karde
Aye khuda aaj yeh faisla karde
Use mera ya mujhe uska karde

Bahut dukh sahe hain maine
Koi khushi ab to mere muqaddar kerde

Bahut mushkil rehta hai usse door rehna
Judai ke is safar ko kam karde

Jitna door chala gaya hai woh mujhse
Use utna hi mere kareeb karde

Nahi likha agar naseeb main uska naam
Khatma zindagi aur mujhe fanah karde

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Hamari kamzori
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
Keh na pana humari majboori hai,
Aap kyun nahi samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko bhi zuban dena zaroori hai.

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Judai apki rulati rahegi
Judai apki rulati rahegi,
Yaad apki aati rahegi,
Pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
Jab tak jism mein hai jaan,
Har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi.

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Yeh dil ho gaya tumhara
Yeh dil ho gaya tumhara,
Har yaad mein ho tum,
Pukarta hai tumhe,
Kyun nahi laut aate ho tum,
Saansein hain chalti,
Har saans mein ho tum,
Tanha ki tanhaai hai roti,
Phir bhi khaamosh ho tum…

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Yuhi koi haseen zindagi barbaad nahi hoti
Jin siskyon mein aawaz nahi hoti..
Jin paankhon mein parwaaz nahi hoti..
Samajh lena ki dil ki chot khai hai…
Yuhi koi haseen zindagi barbaad nahi hoti

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love hurts the most
Love hurts when you break up with some one.
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most when the person,
You love has no idea how you feel.

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Hamne Bhi Kabhi Pyaar Kiya Tha

Mujhe pyaar karna na aaya
Mere pyar ko dunia mein koi na samaj na paya,
Roti thi jab tanha koi mere saath na aaya,
Mita diya khud ko unke liye pyaar mein,
Aur wo kehte hain ki mujhe pyaar karna na aaya

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Na ye pyaar hoti..
Kaash ye zalim judai na hoti,
Rab tune ye chiz banai na hoti,
Na hum unhe milte na ye pyar hoti,
zindagi jo apni thi parai na hoti.

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Aapko bhool jau umar guzarne ki baat hai,
Aap ko naa ho yakin yeh aur baat hai,
Jab tak rahegi saas tab tak rahonge yaad,
Yeh saas tut jaaye to aur baat hai…

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Wafa k saath nibhayenge
Teri bewafai ko us wafa k saath nibhayenge,
K teri ankhon say bhi aansoo nikal jayenge,
Yeh wada hai k hum tujhe us mod tak layenge,
Jahan hum apna dard teri aankhon say chalka kay dekhayenge.

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Koi chhupa ke roye
Koi dikha ke roye,
Koi chhupa ke roye,
Hamein rulane wale hamein rulake roye,
Marne ka maza to tab hai yaron
Jab kaatil bhi zanaaje par aake roye.

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Kya bataye ishq ne hame kya silsa diya
Kya bataye ishq ne hame kya silsa diya,
Dosti ne mahobbat karne walo ko juda kar diya,
Hame na malum tha dosti me aisa bhi hoga,
Ki ek dost ne dusre dost ko kafha kar diya………….

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Tabhi to suraj mein aag hai
Kabhi to ki hogi suraj ne chand se mohabbat
Is liye to chand mein daag hai
Mumkin hai, ki hogi chand ne suraj se bewafayi
Tabhi to suraj mein aag hai

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Waffa ka naam mat lo yaaro
Waffa ka naam mat lo yaaro
Waffa dil ko dukhati hai
Waffa ka naam lene se
Humme ek bewaffa ki yaad aati hai

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Badal gayi jindagi
Hamne bhi kabhi pyaar kiya tha,
Thoda nahi beshumar kiya tha,
Badal gayi jindagi tab,
Jab usne kaha arey pagal maine to mazak kiya tha.

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Yeh to sab hai pine pilane ke bahane
Yeh kaisi mahobbat, yeh kaise fasane,
Yeh to sab hai pine pilane ke bahane,
Woh daman woh unka ki sunsan saaya,
Ki humko to abb hai bus aasoon bahana.

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Na chaho kisi ko itna ki
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki,
Chahat tumhari majhburi ban jaye,
Chaho kisi ko itna ki,
Tumhari pyar uske ke liye,
Ek zaruri ban jaye.

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Hamare liye pyaar
Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
Dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyaar hoga,
Guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
Kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga.

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Teri tasweer ban gayi
Aankhoun per aansoo ki lakeer ban gayi
Kabhi socha na tha aisi taqdeer ban gayi
Hum ne to pheri thi yunhi ret per ungliyan
Gor se dekha to teri tasweer ban gayi

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Kadam kadam par baharo ne saath choda,
Jarurat padne par yaaro ne saath choda,
Vada kiya sitaro ne saath dene ka,
Lekin subah hone par sitaro ne bhi saath chooda.

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Aise umeed na kiya karo
Hawa main diya lagakar na bujhne ki umeed mat kiya karo
Bujh jayegi diya sahi jagha ki talash kiya karo
Bina bataye, bina jataye koi maan ki dard jane
Aise umeed na kiya karo
Khud talasho vaise humdard ko
Kisi aash pe na baitha karo.

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Kya sapno se juda kar pao ge hamain?
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge hamain,
Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge hamain,
Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,
Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge hamain?

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Gile kaagaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni
Gile kaagaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni,
Koi jalaata bhi nahi aur koi bahaata bhi nahi,
Is kadar akele ho gaye hai aapke jane ke baad,
Ke koi sataataa bhi nahi aur koi manata bhi nahi.

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Mohabbat bata dena…
Dil tod diya ab chitha bhi jala dena,
Kafan na ho to dupatta odha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha toh nazar jukhakar,
“Mohabbat” bata dena…

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Chahat pe marte hai hum
Tumhari muskan se jeete hai hum,
Tumhari cahaht pe marte hai hum,
Kaash ki unki cahatoon ka matlab samjh lete,
To aaj rootain na hum.

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Kaise karein apne ishq ko bayaan
Kaise karein apne ishq ko bayaan
Koi karta hi nahi aithbaar,
Hai hume jinse mohabbt
Unko hi nahi humse pyaar.

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Manzil na koi
Manzil na koi,
Thikana bhi nahi hai,
Wapas mujhe ghar jana bhi nai hai,
Maine hi sikhaya tha usse teer chalana,
Ab mere siwa uska koi nishana bhi nai hai.

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Phir na jane kyon badal jaate hai
Vishwas banke log zindagi mein aate hain,
Khwab banke aakhon mein sama jate hai,
Pehle yakeen dilate hai ki woh hamare hai,
Phir na jane kyon badal jaate hai.

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Ye aansu na hote
Jo na hoti mohabbat ye aansu na hote,
Dil bhi na khota aaj tanha na rota,
Diwano si apni ye halat na hoti,
Agar jahan mein kambakhat,
Kaash ye mohabbat na hoti.

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Pyaar Kya Hota Hai Hum Nahi Jante

Milna hai to mil
Milna hai to mil,
Isi duniya ke chaman main,
Phir kya milna hoga,
Jab laaash hogi kafan mein.

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Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum
Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum,
Hum na rahe to yaad karoge tum,
Aaj to kehte ho waqt nahi,
Par ek din mere liye waqt se fariyad karoge tum.

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Har gulab par aithbaar na kijiye
Bagair kisi ko jaane ikarar na kijiye,
Muskarakar dil ko bekarar na kijiye,
Kabhi-kabhi gulab bhi de jaate hai zakham,
Har gulab par aithbaar na kijiye.

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Hum dono hi rishte nibhate rahe,
Wo dosti ko dil mein dabate rahe,
Aur hum mohabbat ko dil me chupate rahe.

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Kya umeed hoti hai
Mohabbat se hamain kya umeed hoti hai,
Mohabbat to beumeed hoti hai,
Chahate hai jine hum jaan se bhi zyada,
Bewafai unhi se to naseeb hoti hai.

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Dil dhadakta hai abhi
Diqqat ho rahi hai dafn hone me abhi,
Tasweer na sahi tasawwur hai abhi,
Jaam na sahi tisnagi hai abhi,
Saanse tham gayi hai dil dhadakta hai abhi

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Tabhi to chand pe daag hai..
Kabhi to ki hogi suraj ne chand se mohobbat,
Tabhi to chand pe daag hai,
Mumkin hai chand ne ki hogi bewafaai,
Tabhi to suraj me aag hai.

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Hamne to kinare se dosti kar li
Kabhi jis dil mein naam hamara dhadakta tha,
Jin aankhon mein kabhi hamare hi sapne hote the,
Jin hothon par har waqt hamara hi naam hota tha,
Aaj wahi dil, wahi aankhe, wahi sab begane se lagte hain.
Shayad wus dil ki kasti ko naya manjhi mil gaya,
Apna kya, hamne to kinare se dosti kar li.

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Shayad nazar lag gayi mere pyaar ko is zammane ki
Hua kya kasoor, wajah kya thi tere jaane ki
Dhadkan chal rahi hai, is ko umeed hai tere aane ki
Aakhri saans tak koshish karoongi tujhe manane ki
Saans jab toot jaye shayad woh hi wajah ho tere wapis laut aane ki
Shayad nazar lag gayi mere pyaar ko is zammane ki

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Hogaya kitna paraya apna hi dil
Hansi ke peeche hazaaron aansoo chhupate chale
Dil main ghum ka dariya sambhaalte huey
Na koi raasta… Na koi manzil
Hogaya kitna paraya apna hi dil

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Pe hai sharab har gali har dukan se
Pe hai sharab har gali har dukan se,
Ek Dosti si ho gai har sharab k jaam se,
Guzre hain kuch aise makam se,
K nafrat si ho gai hai mohabbat k naam se.

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Jisse paya usey yun kho diya jaise
Zindgi mein humme kabhi kuch chaaha hi nahi,
Jisse chaha usse kabhi paya hi nahi,
Jisse paya usey yun kho diya jaise
Zindagi mein kabhi koi aaya hi nahi

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Lagti hai chot kaise kinaro se puchho
Is kadar na har baat yaron se pucho,
Jo baat raaz ki ho isharo se puchho,
Lahero se khelna to samandar ka shauk hai,
Lagti hai chot kaise kinaro se puchho

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Pyaar kya hota hai hum nahi jante
Pyaar kya hota hai hum nahi jante,
Zindagi ko apna hum nahi mante,
Gum itne mile hain k ab ehsas nahi hota,
Pyaar kare koi to vishwas nahi hota!

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Paas aa kar sabhi door chale jate hain,
Hum akele they akele hi reh jate hain,
Dil ka dard kis ko dikhayein,
Marham lagane wale hi zakham de jate hai.

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Sari mehfil ko rula dete
Kahan koi aisa mila jis par duniya luta dete,
Har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kis ko bhoola dete,
Apne dil ka dard dil mein hi dabake rakha,
Karte bayan to sari mehfil ko rula dete.

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khash na likh paaya
Aaj shayad main kuch khash na likh paaya,
Ek tasweer thi seene mein per saamne na aaya,
Jalaa rakkhi thi chiraag andhere mann mein,
Per uss mein se bhi roshani na aaya.

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Itna pyaar kyon hai
Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.

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Unka pyaar basa tha
Jin aankhon mein unka pyaar basa tha,
Aaj unhi ke liye baraste dekha hai,
Kabhi unke sath har pal guzara tha,
Aaj unke liye khudko taraste dekha hai.

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Aansu na hote ankhon mein
Jo aansu na hote ankhon mein,
To ankhen itni khobsurat na hoti,
Jo dard na hota dil mein,
To khushi ki kimat pata na hoti,
Jo bewfayee na ki hoti waqt ne,
To judai main jine ki aadat na hoti.

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Mehfil mein kuch to sunana padta hai
Mehfil mein kuch to sunana padta hai,
Gum chupakar muskurana padta hai,
kabhi ham bhi dost the aapke,
Aaj kal aapko yad dilana padta hai.

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Judai apkee rulati rahegi
Judai apkee rulati rahegi,
Yaad apki aati rahegi,
Pal pal jaan jaati rahegi,
Jab tak jism mein he jaan,
Har saans mohabbat nibhati rahegi.

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Mohabbat kyun hoti hai.
Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
Kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat,
Jise hum paah nahi sakte ussi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.

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Kabhi Kisi Se Pyaar Mat Karna

Bina kafan ke jala deti hain
Mat karo in hasino se pyar, ye mitti mein mila deti hain,
Ye itni bedard hoti hain ke bina kafan ke jala deti hain

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Pyaar karnewale anjaam nahi sochate hai,
Aankhein band karke bharosa kar lete hai,
Zindagi bhar ke saath ki umeed laga lete hai,
Par phir bhi kabhi pyaar mein dil tut jaaye toh,
Apne yaar se shikayat nahi karte hai.

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Bolta hai dosti
Bolta hai dosti,
Chup rehta hai pyaar,
Hasati hai dosti,
Rulata hai pyaar,
Milati hai dosti,
Judaa karta hai pyaar,
Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar,
Log karte hai pyaar.

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Jeetai the hum kabhi saan se
Jeetai the hum kabhi saan se,
Mahek uthi fija kisi ke nam se,
Par gujre hain kuch aise mukam se,
Nafrat si ho gai hai mohabat ke nam se.

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Kabhi kisi se pyaar mat karna
Kabhi kisi se pyaar mat karna
Ho jaye to inkar mat karna
Nibha sako to chalna uski raah par
Varna kisi ki zindagi barbaad mat karna.

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Dua hai khuda se
Bhula kar hamein wo khush reh payenge,
Sath mein nahi to mere jane k baad muskurayege,
Dua hai khuda se ki unhe kabhi dard na dena,
Hum to sahaingaye par wo toot jayenge.

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Dil jo dooba aash ke gam me
Dil jo dooba aash ke gam ankh me machal gaye,
Ek chirag kya bujha sau chirag jal gaye,
Meri unki raah bas itni der ek thi,
Do kadam chale hi the ki raste badal gaye.

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Ye raat itni tanha kyo hai
Ye raat itni tanha kyo hai,
Sabko apni kismat se shikayat kyo hoti hai,
Ye kismat bhi ajeeb khel khelti hai,
Jise pana muskil hota hai,
Mohabat kyo usi se hoti hai.

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Na zane kaise
Zindagi lehar thi aap shail hue,
Na zane kaise hum se bhool hue,
Aur hum aapki dosti ke kabil na hue,
Na bhulenge hum uss haseen pal ko,
Jab aap hamari choti se duniya mein shamil hue.

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Milna hai to mil
Milna hai to mil,
Isi duniya ke chaman main,
Phir kya milna hoga,
Jab laaash hogi kafan mein.

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Aur Bhi Hai Hum Jaise Badnasib Duniya Mein

Mere dil mein tha thikana unka,
Do kadam bhi unse aya na gaya…
Main ne pucha ke kyon toda wada mera?
Woh hass kar bole nibhaya na gaya…

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Aasuwo ko chipana pada
Roshani se hame apne dil ko jalana pada,
Dard sahekar bhi hame muskurana pada,
Aap log sada haste rahe,
Iss liye hame aasuwo ko chhipana pada.

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Apnay pyaar per naaz hota hai
Har dharkan mein ek raaz hota hai,
Baat ko batane ka ek andaaz hota hai,
Jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki,
Har kisi ko apnay pyaar per naaz hota hai.

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Har mulakat ka anjam judai
Zindgi jab bhi teri bahon mein lati hai hamein,
Yeh zaami chand se behtar nazar aati hai hamein,
Har mulakat ka anjam judai kyon hai,
Aab to har waqt yahi baat satati hai hamein.

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Humein inkar karna na aaya
Hum ne chaha bhi to izhar karna na aaya
Kat gayi umar sari per humein pyar karna na aaya
Is ne mangi bhi to sirf judayi mangi
Aur humein inkar karna na aay

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Uska pyaar pana
Mushkil nahi hai ishq lagana,
Usse bhi aasan hai uska pyaar pana,
Phir bhi darte hai hum pyaar se,
Kyonki sab se mushkil hai usko bhual pana.

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Kashish dil ki har cheez bhula deti hai
Kashish dil ki har cheez bhula deti hai,
Band aakhon mein bhi sapne saja deti hai,
Sapno ki duniya jarur rakhna dost,
Kyun ki hakikat to aksar logo ko rula deti hai.

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In hasti aakho ko rula gaya koi
Phir chupke se yaad aa gaya koi,
In hasti aakho ko rula gaya koi,
Kaise shukriya aada karu uska,
Es nachis ko pyar karna sikha gaya koi………….

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Har kisi ki ek jaisi taqdir nahi hoti
Har ayne ki kismat main tasvir nahi hoti,
Har kisi ki ek jaisi taqdir nahi hoti,
Aur bhi hai hum jaise badnasib duniya mein,
Jinke hatho mein mohabbat ki lakir nahi hoti!!!

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Rulakar chale gaye
Sapno ki tarah aa kar chale gaye
Apno ko bhula kar chale gaye
Kis baat ki saza di aap ne humein
Pehle hasaya phir rulakar chale gaye

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Sweet Sister's SMS

Sisters is probably the most competitive
relationship within the family,
but once sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship

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With a sister like you
i know i will have a friend forever
and so will you

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A sister is someone who loves you from the heart,
No matter how much you argue you cannot be drawn apart.
She is a joy that cannot be taken away,
Once she enters your life, she is there to stay.

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A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit,
a golden thread to the meaning of life.
I value you for being my sis

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Having a sister is like having a best
friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do,
they'll still be there." - Best future hopes for a clingy sister

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A sister smiles when one tells one's stories -
for she knows where the decoration has
been added ... and you too do the same for me ;)
Lots of best wishes for a naughty sister!

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Funny Telugu SMS

BOY 2 GIRL: KOBBARI CHETTU EKKITE ENGINEERING COLLEGE GIRLS KANIPISTUNNARU.
GIRL : AKKADI NUNDI RENDU CHETULU VADILITHE MEDICAL COLLEGE GIRLS KUDA KANIPISTARU

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meeku 57 va telugu akshram telusa?

leda?

ayite Ikkada choodoooo..............................!


kinda


kinda


inka kinda


inka inka


inka


inka


inka


inka......................


Ye school lo chadivavu baabooo............
57 va akshram telugu lo...? ha ha

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Child: amma toilet ki poyanu vachi kadugu.
Amma: Sorry ra nenu TV chushunanu, Kavalantai SMS chaduvuthuna vaditho kadiginchuko.

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Ninnu marchipodamani Bar kelli Mandhukottanu.
Mandhu kottaka Nigamgane Marchipoyanu kaani
ninnu kadhu.Bar Owner ki Bill Kattadam.

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College - Bommarillu,

Student - Sainikudu,

Class - Appudappudu,

Exams - Anukokunda Oka roju,

Q: Paper - Aparichitudu,

Mathematics - Garshana,

Copy - Okarikokaru,

Slips - Apadhbandavudu,

Results - Adrustam,

Pass - Student No:1,

Fail - Anthuleni Kadha,

Supplemantry - Nuvvastanante Nenodhantana,

1st year - Budhimanthudu,

2nd Year - Kantri,

3rd Year - Pokiri,

4th Year - Deshamuduru,

PARENTS enquire about marks - Aa okkati Adakku...!


So Njoy these Happy Days...!

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Jagarthaga step by step chudu
1+1=2+2=4+4=8-3=5+2=7-3=4-1=3+6=9-5=4+4=8-5=3-2=1+5=6+2=8-7=1-1=0
Kopam vachindi kada!
Sachinollu, naaku ilane pamparu

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Adi 1950
June 7 Monday,
Ardha raatri
Time 12:12
Oori bayata,
samashanam
daggara
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Telusukoni em pikutahv?
Musukuni Paduko!

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.!. H 6 I N
p o o 6
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H S I M I
Get confused....?
Turn ur screen upside down & read it again......

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Teacher: vasu, nivu school ku enduku vachhavu?
Vasu: vidhya kosam sir.
Teacher:mari enduku nidra potunnav?
Vasu: e roju vidhya raledu sir.

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Modern poem:
chitti chilukamma lover tittinda
bar ki vellava bear konnava
frize lo pettava gutukkana mingava
kikku ekkinda? Kakkukunnava..

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Telugu Funny Text Messages

Teacher:-Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa..
Ravi:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z.
Teacher:-BF CD lu evi ra??
Ravi:-vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam

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APPLE; crying.
Banana; why are you crying?
Apple; all people cut eat me,
Banana; you are better then me.
all remove my dress eat me.
SIGGUTO CHASTUNA

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Mummy:chintu aunty ki kiss ivvu.
Son:nenu ivvanu.
Mummy:enduku ra...
Son:mrng dady padithe chepputho kottindi anduke.

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Coffee ki college ki enti difference? Ayyo aa matram telida? Coffee lo sugar untundi. college lo figer untundi...

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Sonia:-Chha..vadiki(roshayya)na mida preme ledu,he does’nt love me u know. KCR:no he luvs u so much Sonia:-avuna entha? KCR:-Modati sari nenu telangana adiginappudu kaliginatti kopamanta,modatisari bundh chesinappudu jariginatti doshmanta,Modatisari nenu diksha chesinappudu periginatti doshamanta,chivarisari nuvvu telangana echhinappudu tirinatti baramanta,,,,sony he luvs u he luvs u he luvs u so much...

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Biscuit Kept in air become SOFT, Cake Kept in air become HARD.. Moral:-Hard,Soft Kadu point..Galiki tirigithe evaraina panikirakunda potharu..adi point.

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Enjoyment lekunte college waste,
Suger lekunte coffee waste,
Moon lekunte sky waste,
Love lenkute life waste,
Inka Nuvvu lekunte ZOO waste thondaraga vellu......,

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Oka Aunty Buttalo "Carefree"pack tho vasthundi.
Boy: Ne Buttalo unna bread packet naku ivvavva pl.,
Aunty:Adi Bread kadu naana.
Boy: aa.. naku thelusu breade.. ivvandi.
Anty: Kadu naana na mata vinu,
Boy: ledu nakkavali.
Anti: chepthe vinaventi,aithe repu raa..... jaam raasi istha...

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Oka Doma ku Oka Cheemaku Pelli Aiyinadi,
First Night rojuna bayata kurchunnadi,
oka athanu "Enti kothaga pelli chesukoni bayata kurchunnaventi?
ante, Donga munda allout pettukoni padukunnadi.

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3 girls dead
1st : nenu pelliki mundu kiss chesanu
YAMA : NUVVU NARAKAM KU VELLU
2ND : NENU PELLIKi taruvata kiss chesanu
YAMA : NUVVU SWAQGAM KU VELLU
3RD : NENU PELLI KI MUNDU PELLI TARUVATHA KISS0 CHEYALEDU
YAMA : NUVVU NA ROOM KU VELLU

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7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda.
Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe
E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha

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6 birds were sitting on a tree.
A hunter saw that and shot over tree.
5 birds flew away.
but one bird was sitting.
Y...?
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balupu(neelage)..

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Two ants drunk and went near an Elephant.
One ant said eppudurara na kodaka chusukundham.
The Other said ponile mama manam eddaram vaadu okkade.

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welcome to www.love.com type password * ** *** **** ***** processing..
sorry meeku preminchey vayasu datipoyindi try www.sanyasi.com

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Software Movies Coming In Future:

1. INTLO JAVA,OFFICE LO BAVA
2. "C" VEERUDU
3. PROGRAM RAADAM RA..
4. KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKAM

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Lancham unnachota
"TAGORE"
Nirlakshyam unnachota
"APARICHITUDU"
Blackmoney unnachota
"SHIVAJI" Unte
FRIENDSHIP UNNACHOTA EE "type your name here" Untadu...

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IDEA lo job undhi chesthva...?
Qualification:S.S.C
Place:Hyderbad
Salary:30,000 per month
JOb:Idea tower meedhaa kurchoni AIRTEL signal aapali...!!!

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Son : nenu school ki vellanu.
Mom : endukura.?
Son : pani chestanu...!
Mom : UKG chadivi emi pani chesthavura
Son : LKG "girls" ki tution chebutha...!!!

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Mantri; Maharaja Yudhaaniki Siddham Avvamani Pakka Desam Raju SMS Pampaadu,Emi cheymanduru Prabhu? RAJU; SMS Sending Failed Ani Reply Pampu.

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Friendship Various Text Messages

True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day,
but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow,
next year and forever.

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6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less;
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

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Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say,
It doesn't start on March and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

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God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW,
lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me
and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

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If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you
grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care
so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

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Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,
plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering
4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

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;";
;/ ("v")"; /";"/
/;./ "v" './ %./
is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who
luv each other better than lovers!!

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A best friend will be with you till the end.
A best friend will talk to you, cheer you up when you are blue.
A best friend will make you laugh when you cry
A best friend will never ever lie.
A best friend will be caring,
A best friend's love will be unerring.
A best friend will let you tag along,

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In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU

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every nice frind is a gift of god..
its one of lifes best blessings,
a priceless gift that can never be bought,sold,or forgotten..
just like you..

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IF HE IS YOUR FRIEND DONT LET HIM GO BECAUSE HE IS:
CUTE!
HANSOM!
COOL!
GOOD!
HELPFULL!
BEUTIFUL!
AND THE BEST!
HE HELPS YOU WHEN YOU NEED!
HE STAYS WITH YOU AT THE BAD TIME!
INFACT I COULD JUST SAY THAT HE'S THE BEST FRIEND EVER AND HE IS EVERYTHING I NEED!
THATS WHY!

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True friends are rare to find
True friends are always very kind.
True friends are ornaments so beautiful
True friends always make us cheerful.
True friends are the work of perfection
True friends give us right direction
True friends always shine like moon
True friends are the greatest boon

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. F R I E N D S H I P
,;*"*;, is like
*; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee.....
It is not MEASUREDby how TALL it could be,but how deeply the roots have grown

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Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-
a)-Cute
b)-Sweet
c)-Loving
d)-Girl
e)-Best
of all Reply is a must...

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Friends are those who take care without any hesitation,
Who remember you without limitation and
Who love you without any communication.

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Friends r like street lights along the road.
They don't make the distance any shorter,
but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile

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Y every1 is so happy or proud abt frndz?
y every1 hav so much lov 4 frndz?
y every1 do so mush care abt frndz?
y every1 becom very anxious abt frndz?
y every1 hav so much trust on frndz?
and Y ALL THOSE THINGS R NOT 4 PARENTZ??????????

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FRIENDSHIP is:=, vast like..."Universe" , Deep like.. "Ocean",
high like.. "Sky", strong like.. "Iron", kind like.. "Mother",
cute like..."Me", and sweet like.."U"!

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With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.. 5 litter blood...206 bones..
1.2 million red cells.. 60 trillion D.N.A.'s..
I wish u "very GOOD DAY"...!

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10 messages received, 1, HI, 2, Hello, 3, I miss U,
4 How r U?, 5, hope ur fine, 6, keep smilling, 7, Take Care,
8, God bless U, 9, Be happy, 10, Gud night.!

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Dear Customer,We would like to inform you that your
true friend Mr/Mrs___is missing u a lot. Thank you.Sender:Helpline

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you konw what? I like u!! you know why?becoz u r d'best,
you know why?in ur own simple ways ,u make me feel special u know when?
since the day we became =f=r=n=d=s=

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Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity-Loving & caring
Duty-To love
Experience-Not reqiured.
Salary- Never Ending Love.
Joining-Immediately.
Are you interested...

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Not every bird can dance,But peacock did that.
Not every flower can represent LOVE,but Rose did that.
Not every Friend can reach upto HEART,But u did that...

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Friend & Friendship
Friend & Friendship
Its a package of "Feelings"
Nobody can "MAKE" it
Nobody can "BREAK" it
Nobody can "EXPLAIN" it
Only I and U can "FEEL"it

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I m ur friend.
When U Win, I'll Proudly Tell the World
"Hey" Thats My Friend.
But When U loose, I'll Sit by ur side and say, "Hey" I m ur friend.

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friend meaning
friend in different languges
Tamil-nanban
English-friend
Hindi-dosth
German-freuno
French-ami
Dutch-vrend
Mexican-amigo
for meits-"YOU"

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I remember the day when we met.
I remember everything like those chats,
ice-creams, chocolate's & fast foods.
I remember the day for long walk.
I remember those sharing & joy.
but those days r gone.i really miss u.
today I'm not there to hug u.but
i want to wish u HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

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Aisa dost chahiye jo hame apna maan sake,
Hamare har dukh ko jaan sake,
Chal rahe ho hum tez barish mein,
Fir bhi pani main se aansuo ko pehchan sake...........

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Sweet like Honey,
Costly like Money,
Blessing like Shower,
Cool like Ice,
A guy
So Nice...
guess who?
O hello!
its "ME". G'night...

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Jis Din Dil ko Teri Yaad Na Aaye,
Khuda Kare Woh Din Na Aaye,
A Dost Mumkin Nahi Ki Afsana Likhoo Dosti Ka,
Aur Usme Tera Naam Na Aaye.

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saary GAWAHON or BAYANON ko maddy nazar raktay hoi
PAKISTAN FRIENDSHIP COURT ki dafa SACHI DOSTI
ki tahat dostiki adalat ap ko humari pori zindagi ka dost banate hain
or aap ko umar ber ki dosti nibane ka hukam deti hai: bolo saza manzor hai?

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Ice is Cream, Love is Dream..
But Friendship is Evergreen..
Dont make frnds b4 Understandin..
Dont break Frndship Aftr Misundrstndin...

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FriendShip si the RainBow between two hearts, sharing 7 feelings
Love + Sad + Happy + Truth + Faith + Secret + Helping = FriendShip

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What is the difference between BLOOD and FRIEND.
BLOOD enters the heart and flows out.
But FRIEND enter the HEART and Stays inside Forever.

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words begin with A... B... C...
Numbers begin with 1... 2... 3...
Music begins with sa... re... ga...
But friendship begins with U & me

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Difference between love & friendship....
U give ur whole heart to ur love & they break it....
But u give ur broken heart to ur friend & they make it....

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U r 95% Beautiful,
U r 96% Sweet,
U r 97% Nice,
U r 98% Cute,
U r 99% Lovely,
&&&&100% Best Friend.

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No Shadows 2 Depress U
Only Joys 2 Surround U
Many Friends 2 Love U
God Himself 2 Bless U
These are my Wishes 4 U
2day, 2morrow & Everyday.

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One day Friendship & Love met one-another,
Love asked Friendship -"Why do You exist if I'm there?"
~So Friendship said~
"To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears."

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If
A is 1
B is 2
C is 3
.....................
Z is 26 then
L+O+V+E=54
And
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108.
Interesting hai naa...
Friendship is twice stronger than Love...

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BIRTH IS START OF LIFE
BEAUTY IS ART OF LIFE
LOVE IS PART OF LIFE
DEATH IS LAST OF LIFE
BUT
FRIEND IS HEART OF LIFE

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Longest Love Is Mothers Love....
Shortest Love Is Others Love....
Sweetest Loves Is Lovers Love...
But Strongest Love Is Friends Love...
Like U & Me..........................

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--:--:-<@
--:--:-<@
--:--:-<@
I am sending u three flowers,
for reminding u three things..
U
ME
and
OUR FRIENDSHIP.
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A Good friend is like a Computer,Enter your life,
'Save' u in their heart,'format' ur problems,'shift' u
to opportunities &never 'delete' u from memory!

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Life without FriENDS is
(L)onely
(i)nsecure
(F)ull of doubt
(E)mptiness
Life with FriENDS is
(L)ight n easy
(i)nspring
(F)ull of hopes
(E)nthusiasm

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D se dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se dillagi, D se Diwangi par
D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS aur C se Call bhi na kar sako...... "

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10-Fingers 09-Planets 08-Sides 07-Wonders 06-Sense
05-Pandavas 04-Seasons 03-Choices 02-Genders
01-Wonderful Friend ***U***

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Our friendship is a blank cheque,its an asset not a liberty,
always a credit not debit, always a profit not a loss,
hope it will not Bounce!!!!!!

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SWEET FRIEND!!!!Sun can 4get its warmth...
Moon can 4get its light...Flower can 4get its fragrance ...
Love can 4get its emotion BUT i can never 4get a friend juz like u

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Meaning of Friendship :
F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL

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Select A Number And I’ll Tell You

Select a Number and I’ll Tell You,
Agar Aap ka Reply Msg Na Aaye To Main Aap Ko Kis Naam Se Yaad Karta Hon.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Answer:

1: Hai He Kanjer
2: Kuty Da Bacha
3: Hai He Chawal
4: Hamzada
5: Gandi Nasal
6: Bagherat
7: Khota
8: Kanjos
9: Laanti
10: Dalla

Chal Hun Fata Fat Msg Kar
Nahi To Main Aap ko Yaad Karney Laga Hon.

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Ek Number Select Karen

11
12
13
14
15
16
17
In Main Se Koi Ek Number
Select Karen Pata Chal Jaye Ga
K Peechay Log Apko Kon Say Words Me
Yad Kartey Hai
Reply Fast….!


Answers

11. So Boring!
12. Bohat Pagal Hai!
13. Bohat Sweet Hai!
14. So Lovely Person!
15. Kya Baat Hai Is Ki!
16. Two Great Person
17. RUDE Personality

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Select One Soap I Tell U About Your Personality

Select one soap i tell u abt ur persnality
1-LUX
2-REXONA
3-DETOL
4-SAFEGUARD
5-TIBBAT
6-CAPRY
7-HOOR
8-LEATHER
9-DOVE

reply is must.

Answers

LUX = Hot

REXONA = Selfish

DETOL = Fighter

SAFEGUARD = Caring

TIBBAT = Moody

CAPRY = Gudlooking

HOOR = Ugly

LEATHER = Charming

DOVE = Romantic

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Select Any Symbol 4 Your Lifepartner

Select any number 4 ur lifepartner
(1)
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)
(6)

Reply is must 2 get answer

Answers
1-kanjus
2-best couple
3-everyday dating
4-non stop kissing
5-everyday honeymoon
6-deep lovers

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Select A Number For Me

Send this to everyone & see what numbr they send to U.
1 u r Naughty
2 u r Simple
3 u r Beautiful n Cute
4 i Like u
5 u r Cool n Smart
6 u r Hot n Attractive
7 u r my sweet Heart
8 u r Normal .
9 u r Aggresive
10 u r Ziddi
11 u r Brainy n Pretty
12 u r Dull n Stupid.
Which number U give Me?

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Choose Any 1 Number

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12

Choose Any 1 Number
Then I Will Tell U,
K Boyz/Girlz Apko Dekh Kar Kya Kehtey Hongey.
Rply Must…!!

Answer Are Given Below

1.Queen/King
2.Anti/Uncle
3.Namona
4.Attractive
5.Cartoon
6.Sweet
7.Baatoni
8.Intelligent
9.Horible
10.Abnormal
11.Lose Caractor
12.Gorgeous…!!

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Adult Text Messages...!!!

A Woman Gave Birth To 6 Babies, On Seeing This She Got Off The Hospital Bed And Slapped Her Husband And Shouted,: I Told U Not To Do In Doggy Style.

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Nipple Nipple Dont Be Far, Can I Press U In My Car. Up Above The Chest So High, Always Milky Never Dry. Let Me Suck U Don't Feel Shy, In The Braziers U Will Die

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Girl Says: Mom, Our Neighbor's Son Have Penis Like Peanut. Mom: Is It Too Small? Girl: No, Its Salty!!

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Dear Lady Subscribers: Due To A Fault In Magnetic Field And Signals Of Our Service Your Handsets Will Vibrate For One Hour So Keep It In Your Pussy; Enjoy! Customer Care

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When You Were 10, Rubber Meant Eraser, Ass Meant Donkey, Pussy Meant Cat And Cock Meant Rooster Your Thinking Has Surely Changed With...

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Ek Ladka Tha, Use Kabhi Pyar Nahi Hua Tha, Uske Pant Ka Zip Hamesha Khula Rahta Tha Kyon? . . . . . . . . . . . Kyonki Pyar Bina Chain Kahan Re!

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5 Road Signs Which Best Describe Female Organs 1.Deep Excavation 2.Slippery When Wet 3.Stop On Red Signal 4.Slow Down Curves And Hump 5.Men At Work

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Love Is Not Measured By Hugging, Kissing & Sex, Love Is Respect And Trust, Accepting Person With Open Legs And Closed Eyes, Wet Lips Saying: Push It More..

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Suhag Raat Ke Baad Subah Husband Ne Romantic Anadaz Mein Wife Se Poocha: Raat Ko Kaisa Laga? Biwi Sharmate Hue Boli: Aap Ne To College Ke Yad Taza Kerdi.

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Oorat K Doodh K 5 Faide 1. Boil Nhi Karna Parta 2. Kharab Nhi Hota 3. Har Umar K Mard Ki Pasand 4. Dil Kash Packing Main 5. Aik K Saath Dusra FREE

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A Girl For First The Time Was Handling A Boy's Cock. After Some Time, Some Drops Came Out, She Asked Wat's That? The Boy Said: Yeh Khushi Ke AANSOO Hai.

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Did U Know Meaning Of WOMEN? "W"Ant "O"Ne "M"An For "E"Very "N"Ight

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Girl: Arey Itna Bara Munh Mein Kaise Daloon Gi. Boy: Jaldi Se Munh Kholo. Girl: Oops Sare Kapray Geelay Ho Gaye. Boy: Aur Lo Gee. Girl: NA Baba Na Yeh Gool Gapey Tum He Kahoo.

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Funny Jokes SMS

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

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AClass Girl Comes Late To
Professor:
Why R U Late?
Girl:
A Boy Was Following Me Sir
Professor:
Then Why R U Late?
Girl
That Boy Was Walking Slowly Sir

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A Policeman Asks His Son
” Itne Kam MArks Kyon Aaye?”
Ajj Se Tera Khelna , TV Dekhna Sab Band
Son: Papa Ye Lo 50 Rs Baat Ko Yahi Per Khatam KAro

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When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

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Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

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Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai,
Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti chala lete hai.

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anta- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai. santa – wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…

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Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.

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Salesman tension me tha. DEALER-Kya hua? S.MAN-Mai 6 months tour pe tha, biwi Pregnant ho gai DLR-Ab pata chala bina order k maal aye to kaisa lagta hai..

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Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete
Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain

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Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai
Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,
Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya jaal hai,
Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai.

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Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge.
Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ??
Daro mat hum yamraj ke mobile se apko SMS kiya karenge

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Son To Sardar : Papa 5+5 Kitne Hote Hein?
Sarar : Ullu Ke Patthe , Gadhe , Idiot , Nalayak , Beshram ..
Tujhe Kuch Nahi Aata
Ja Ander Se Calculator La

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Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!! Te

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Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.

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Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”
The dog bites him & replies, “I am kuttaa..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

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Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna,
pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna,
aur agar sada muskurana ho to,
Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.

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boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein? teacher replied: nhi. boy to girl: dekha tum aisey hi dar rehi thi.

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Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.
Boy:Maa baap
Girl:Yes
Boy:Bhai behan
Girl:Yes
Boy:Khana peena
Girl:Yes
Boy:Star plus
Girl: Muh sambhal ke baat kar !!

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Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.

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Marriage Text Messages

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..

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First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

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It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

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Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!

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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not [...]

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Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.

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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

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A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

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Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

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Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

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Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

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What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA

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Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:

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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!

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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

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Insult Text Messages !!!

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
GADHA Mar jayega

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Andheri sadak,
Sunsan kabristan,
Suni haweli,
Kala aasman,
Raat hogayi soja shaitaan.

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Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

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Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande

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You are Bandar
It means:
B= Beautifull
A= Attractive
N= Naughty
D= Decent
A= Awesome
R= Rambo

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Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil
Lagake Karte Ho..
Kyun ki,
Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Daravna khwab?
Baap re Baap

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Promise me
we r true friends
i m
the HEART
u r
the BEST
i m
the WATER
u r
the FISH
i m
the MOON
u r
the STAR
i m
the TREE
&
u r
MONKEY..

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Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai
Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai
Zaher ko Zaher kaat ta hai
Isliye aapko Kutta kaatega.

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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

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Tum
Achhe
Imandar
Sanskari
Pyre
Dimagwale ho.
Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah
kaun faila raha hai

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Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
.
.
.
bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

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Son – Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho?
Papa – nahi. Par kyu?
Son – to fir aap itni Khofnaak mummy kaha se laye

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Twinkle twinkle little star…
You should know what u r
And once u know what u r
.
.
.
.
.
Mental hospital is not so far

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Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

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I Miss You !!!

Dub kar Roshani Dena
Koi Suraj Se Sikhle.
Dosti Kar Ke Dard Lena
Koi Mujh Se Sikhle.
SMS pa kar “REPLY” na Karna
Koi Aap se Sikhle.

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Pane se khone ka maza aur hai,
Band aankho se dekhne ka maza kuch aur hai,
Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane gazal,
Teri yaado ke saath jine ka maza kuch aur hai

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Door ho janese rishte nahi tuthte
Naahi sirf pass rahene se judthe
Yeh to pyar ka bandhan hain
Issiliye hum tumhe aur tum hame nahi bhulte.

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1+1 = 2 Eyes seeing you
3+3 = 6 Sense feeling you
12+12 = 24 Hours waiting for your sms
50%+50% = 100% Worried about you
182.5+182.5 = 365 Days missing you

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Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
Muskura rahe they hum,
Par aankho mein nami si thi,
Saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
Par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi.
“Miss U a lot”

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Now this year, we have never been this close before.The time we shared these past few weeks has been the best time of my life.We shared some laughs we shared some tears, these joys we shared, will last throughout our years.I Miss you so much

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When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour …and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ? I miss you

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Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of…Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us… Please let us bridge the gaps…I miss you

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Har sagar ke do kinare hote hai,
Kuch log jaan se bhi pyare hote hai,
Ye zaruri nahi ke har koi pass ho,
Kyunki har subah mein yadoo,
Ke bhi sahare hote hai.

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I’m going to write on all the bricks I Miss U,
And I wish that each one fall on Ur head,
So that U know how it hurts,
When U miss someone special

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Mere aane ki aahat par shayad shama jalaee hogi,
Kabhi judai ke gham se aankh bhar aayi hogi,
Fikar na kar mere hamdum,
Rab ne milne ki koi shaam zarur banayi hogi

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Close your eyes,
Relax your body,
And stop your breathing as long as you can…
NOW BREATH…
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR

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Har din ke baad raath ati hai,
Har mausam ke baad barsath ati hai,
Apne dil se puch kar bathana,
Kiya kabhie bhi hamari yaad nahi ati

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Ae mere sms, mere jan ke paas jana,
Agar who so rahe ho to shor mat machana,
Jab who jaage to dhere se muskarana,
Phir dil ka haal batana ? I miss u.

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Dil ki zubaan wo samaj nahi pate,
Hoto se hum kuch kehe nahi pate,
Apni bebasi hum kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate

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Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I fail, I fil so sad. U know y? Its bcoz I always end up missin u.

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Good Luck Message

Soft Speech clean heart,
peaceful eyes, strengthful hands,
focussed mind and determined decision with God’s Love.
Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Have a blessed day !

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Dil se apka khayal jata nahin,
Apke siwa koi yaad aata nahi,
Hasarat hai roz apko dekhu,
Par kambakt woh madari apko roz lata nahi.

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MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U.
MAY SADNESS FORGET U…
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U…
& MAY ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS U.

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GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how
we react to the CHALLENGES … So make the best move before CHECKMATE….

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Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than you have imagined.You will have tried,you will have learned,you never have to live with regrets.It seems to me what wears us down the most in life aren’t the chances we take [...]

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SADA DÖÖR RAHO
GHAM KI
PARCHHAIYON
SE.,
SAAMNA
NA HO KABHI
TANHAIYON
SE.,
HER
ARMAAN
HER KHUWAB
POORA HO
AAPKA.,
YEHI
DUA HAY
DIL KI
GEHRAIYON SE..,

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when things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
1—GOD
2—ur parents
3—my sincere prayers…..GOD LUCK&God bless u.

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Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green
from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset
hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have
framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you……….

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Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT((ALWAYZ THINK +IVE))

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never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive…
good luck and best wishes for ever.

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Khuda tujhay urooj aisa naseeb karay,
kay rashk tairay naseeb per falak karay,
har more per frishtay hon sath tairay,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda karay…
best wishes 4 ever& good luck 4 ur future

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The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards
a goal/success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward…….. BEST WISHES

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happiness is like a butterfly” u run after it,
it keeps flying away. but if u stand still ,
it comes and SITS on u.
with best wishes& God luck.

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Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend,
white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate,
red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for
u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck

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in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success…
Luck is yours,Wish is mine…May Ur future always shine…Good Luck

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Valentine's Day SMS

Apna pyar ko chupa na sake,
Deewana dil pe kaboo pa na sake,
Aaj itne karib sa guzar gaye wo
phir b unke hath hum tham na sake!!

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I LOVE YOU 2-DAY
I LOVE YOU 2-MORROW
PUT IT TOGETHER
I LOVE YOU 4-EVER

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LOVE ?
L-Last period of Life
O-Opening of Sorrow
V-Vacancy of Death
E-Emergency call from Yamraj
So,never fall in LOVE
Its very Danger.

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Ki Girlfrnd Ne sardar Se Puchha:Sardar
VALENTINE-DAY Par Tum Mujhe 1 “RING” doge Naa?
Sardar: Zarur Dunga,
Batao “LANDLINE per du YA MOBILE pa

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Khushi se dil ko aabad karna…
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna…

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You can fall from the sky,
you can fall from a tree,
but the best way to fall
is in love with me.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new
or the girlfriend

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No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess
with all my heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day

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Khushi se dil ko aabad karna…
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna…

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What the heart gives away is never gone,
but kept in the hearts of others,
from dusk to dawn
Love you from the core of my heart
Be my Valentine

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May this Valentine bless us
with the cupid of love
and warmth of romance.
Happy Valentine’s Day Honey!

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In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry.

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C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK

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Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

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They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes
one minute equals 60 seconds
but they never told me that
one second without you can last for ever!
**MISS YOU**

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Flirt SMS

Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

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Ye dil do kisi nek ko,
do magar kisi ek ko,
yeh dil hai,
koi shishe ka tukda nahi,
jo bech do har ek ko.

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Kya faaida hua hai ab intezaar karke
Gardish mein aagaye hai..Hum tumse pyar karke
Iss daur mein Wafa ka..Hum karobaar karke
Sunnat nibha rahe hai..Dushman se pyar karke

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Ishq k Sahare jiya Nhi Karte,
Gum k Pyalo ko Piya Nhi karte,
Kuch Dost saale aise bhi hote hai,
Jinke Ungli na karo to wo saale yad kiya nahi karte…

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Jiski yaad mein saare jahan ko bhool gaye,
Suna hai wo aaj kal hamara naam tak bhool gaye,
Kasam khai thi jisne saath nibhane ki,
Yaaro aaj wo meri laash pe aana bhool gaye..!!

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Hum wafa nibhaana jaante hain,
Zakhm aapke Kitne bhi gehre ho,
Hum dawa lagaana jaante hain,
Hame bhoolne ki koshish na karna,
Hum Gala Dabaana bhi jaante hain!

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Samne ho Manzil to Rasta na Modna,
Jo Mann me ho wo Khwab na Todna,
Har Kadam pe Milegi Kamyabi Aapko,
Bus Sitare Chunney ke liye Kabhi zamin na Chhodna.

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Ankhon mein hardam naye khwab sajate rehte hai
Khusiyo se bhare nagme gungunate rehte hai
Har saal manate hai dost janamdin mera
Har saal hum apne jivan ka ek saal gavate rehte hai.

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Bari koshish k baad use bhula diya,
uski yado ko seene se mita dya,
aik phir uska piagham aya likha tha ‘Muje Bhool Jao’
or muje bhula her lamha yaad dila diya !

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Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai
dil ka armaan chod kar beithe hai
na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein
abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar beithe hai

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Kaun hai sufi yahan yahan to sab sharabi hai,
jinhe milti hai nigahon se vo thik hai
jo pite hain paimane se bus unme kharabi hai

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मैं कौन हूँ…….

मैं कौन हूँ , मैं कौन हूँ , मैं कौन हूँ ।
जर्रा हूँ , समन्दर हूँ , या तुफान हूँ ,
मैं कौन हूँ , मैं नहीं जानता ,
मैं खुद से अभी तक अनजान हूँ ।
पानी हूँ , कश्ती हूँ , या साहिल हूँ ,
जीवन से बन्धा एक रिश्ता या ,
रिश्तो में बन्धी एक जान हूँ ।
आँखों में छुपा एक आँसूं हूँ या ,
दिल में बसा एक अरमान हूँ ।
मैं कौन हूँ ,मैं कौन हूँ ,मैं कौन हूँ ,
मैं कौन हूँ , मैं नहीं जानता ,
मैं खुद से अभी तक अनजान हूँ ।
कौन हूँ मैं , गैर हूँ या अपना हूँ ,
बोझ हूँ किसी पर , या दुआ हूँ या ,
खुदा का किया कोई एहसान हूँ ।
मैं कौन हूँ………
खुशी हूँ , दर्द हूँ , या कोई एहसास हूँ ,
तन्हा हूँ या मैं किसी के पास हूँ ,
साज़ हूँ , राग हूँ , या दर्द भरी आवाज़ हूँ ,
मैं कौन हूँ , मैं नहीं जानता ,
मैं खुद से अभी तक अनजान हूँ ।
गीत हूँ , गज़ल हूँ , या शायर का कोई अन्दाज़ हूँ ,
मैं कौन हूँ , मैं कौन हूँ , मैं कौन हूँ ,
अन्त हूँ , मध्य हूँ , या कोई आगाज़ हूँ
मैं कौन हूँ ,मैं कौन हूँ ,मैं कौन हूँ ,
सोचते सोचते एक उम्र गुज़र जायेगी ,
है यकीं मुझको मेरी पहचान मिल जायेगी ।

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आज, ना जाने क्यों ?

आज, ना जाने क्यों ?
थक गया हूँ जीवन की इस दौड में
कोई राह नहीं सामने दूर तक
इन उनींदी आँखों में नया जीवन चाहता हूँ
आज मैं रोना चाहता हूँ

भय था कभी विकराल
लडकपन था नादान
माँ का असीम प्यार
पिता की डाँट और दुलार
जून की दोपहरी में, छत पर वही बिछौना चाहता हूँ
आज मै रोना चाहता हूँ

नाना‍‍ नानी की कहानियाँ
दादा दादी की परेशानियाँ
भैया दीदी की लडाईयाँ
पापा मम्मी की बलाइयाँ
बस उन्हीं लम्हों में आज फिर खोना चाहता हूँ
आज मैं रोना चाहता हूँ

साथियों के संग होली का हुडदंग
बारिश में कागज की नाव दबंग
गर्मियों में छुट्टियों के दिन
स्कूल में सीखने की उमंग
अपने अकेलेपन में, वो टूटे मोती पिरोना चाहता हूँ
आज मैं रोना चाहता हूँ

कुछ कर गुजरने की चाह
सफलता की वो कठिन राह
मुश्किलों का सामना करने की
पापा की वो सलाह
आज फिर से वही सपने संजोना चाहता हूँ
ना जाने क्यों, आज मैं रोना चाहता हूँ

शायद कुछ छोड आया पीछे
आगे बढ़ने की हौड में
पीछे रह गये सब,
मैं अकेला इस अंधी दौड में
लौटा दो कोई मेरा बचपन, पुराना खिलौना चाहता हूँ
हाँ, आज मैं रोना चाहता हूँ

नहीं जानता कि कहाँ जाना है
क्या कुछ वापस पाना है
इस जीवन में मै
टूट बिखर चुका हूँ कब से
उन्हीं सुनहरे पलों में जी भर सोना चाहता हूँ
आज मैं, ना जाने क्यों, रोना चाहता हूँ

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Do Kadam !!

मैं दो कदम चलता और एक पल को रूकता मगर,इस एक पल में जिन्दगी मुझसे 4 कदम आगे chali जाती,मैं फिर दो कदम चलता और एक पल को रूकता मगर,जिन्दगी मुझसे फिर ४ कदम आगे chali जाती,जिन्दगी को jeet ta देख मैं muskurata और जिन्दगी मेरी mushkurahat पर hairan होती,ये silsila yuhi चलता रहा ,फिर एक दिन मुझको hasta देख एक sitare ने पुछा "तुम harkar भी muskurate हो ,क्या तुम्हे दुःख नहीं होता haar का?" तब मैंने कहा ,मुझे पता है एक ऐसी sarhad aayegi jaha से जिन्दगी ४ तो क्या एक कदम भी आगे नहीं जा payegi और तब जिन्दगी मेरा intzaar karegi और मैं तब भी अपनी raftar से yuhi चलता रुकता wahan pahunchunga .........एक पल ruk कर जिन्दगी की taraf देख कर muskuraoonga,beete safar को एक नज़र देख अपने कदम फिर badhaoonga ,ठीक usi पल मैं जिन्दगी से jeet jaunga,मैं अपनी haar पर muskuraya था और अपनी jeet पर भी muskuraunga और जिन्दगी अपनी jeet पर भी न मुस्कुरा पाई थी और अपनी haar पर भी न मुस्कुरा पायेगी, बस तभी मैं जिन्दगी को जीना सिखाऊँगा

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Hindi Munna Bhai SMS

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

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LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

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MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

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MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

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Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

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Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”

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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”

Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”

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Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

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Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

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Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

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Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara

Munna Bhai

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Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se……….
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.

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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

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Munna Bhai And Circuit SMS

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega

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Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..

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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!

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Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

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Adult SMS / text messages

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!!!

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3 Facts Of Life:
Ghareeb Aur Boobs Hamesha Dabte Hai.
Musibat Aur Penis Kabhi Bhi Khade Ho Jate Hai.
Kismat Aur Bra Kabhi Bhi Khul Sakti Hai

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Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai Waise To Ye Bara Shareef Hai Tumhare Ehtaram Mein Khara Ho Raha Hai …

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath thi…

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Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya.
Ma said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b nahi dekhi thi.
a girl-aunti chinta mat karo mai ne dikha di thi

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Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It
Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame
10 Minutes Of Fun, 9 Months Of Pain
Then A Baby Comes Out Without Any Name.
Enjoy It Or Think It Before You Do It.

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Girls ar best vehicles:
Front 2 Horns.
Back 2 Bumpers.
Self Lubricant When Hot.
Monthly Automatic Oil Change.
Highest Mileage of 9 Mnth

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Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha,
“Maa mere pitaji kaise the?”
Maa boli, “Pata nahi beta, Piche se aaye the, aur piche se hi chale gaye!”

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A Short Thing
It Gets Longer
When U Hold It
N Pass Between
Women Breasts
N Enters Into
A Hole
What Is It?
1 Min 2 Think!
Car Seat Belt
U Dirty Mind

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My number has been changed.
So plz call me onmy new number:-
15
Agar maira nokar uthaye to usko 2,4 suna dena wo apneaap ko police wala kehta hai…

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Lady: Doc Se, Mairy Boobs Bohat Chotay Hain, Kya Karon???
Doc: Aap Ko Rooz Mairy Paas Aana Hoga, May In Ko Choos Choos K Bara Kar Donga..
Lady: Ok, May Kal Say Apnay Husband Ko B Lay Kar Aaonge, Un Ke Lulli B Bohat Chote Hay

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Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.

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rape case
wakeel ladki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha?
ladki: koi bahar ka tha
wakeel: woh kaisay?
ladki: kyu ki itna bara lund humaray muhhalay may kisi ka bhi nahi hay

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Dil ne kaha dost ko sms kartay hain,
phir khayal aya ke dil tou pagal hai,
phir socha dil agar pagal hai tou kia hoa ?
Mera dost konsa normal hai….hahahaha

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Hindi Love Shayari

Usne Haton per Mehndi lagi howi hay
Hum ne us ki doli sajai howi hay
Hum ko pata tha k who bewafa niklein gey
Is lye hum ne uski choti behan bhi phasai howi hay

Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaya,
Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gya
Muqabala husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi
Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gya

Neend jab bhi hamain agosh main leti hay
Thumara chehra ankhon main bas jata hay
Eik dum ankh khul jati hay aur monh se Ammi bhoot nikal jata hay

Ek Lamhey Mein Us Ney Zindagi Sanwar Dee,
Ek Lamhey Mein Us Net Zindagi Ujaar Dee,
Kasoor Uska Nahi Mera Thaa,
Jo Un Go Lamho Mein Zindagi Guzar Dee,,

Chaand to nikla hai magar yeh raat na hai pehli si,
Yeh mulaaqaat, mulaaqaat na hai pehli si,
Ranjh kuchh kum to hua aaj teray milne se,
Yeh alag baat ke yeh baat na hai pehli si.

kisi achay dost ko kabhi mat azmayo,ho sakta hai who kisi waja say app ki azmayish per pora na uter sakay .ur app aik achay dost say mahroom ho jayo.

Jitna pyar paya hai tumse.
Ussse aur jyada pane ko jee chahata hai.
Jane who kaun se khoobi hai aap mein
ki har rishta aapse banane ko jee chahata hai

BUCH PANN SAY CHAHAA TUM KO.
AJ TUK NA I,L,U KH SKY TUM KO.
AB KRY ALLAH KUCH KARASHMA KY TUM HE AKY KHO I,L,U MUJ KO.
BUSS CHAHIN GIN TUM KO .
AB KESAY GUZAROON IN DINOO KO AB CHOROO BE NA AKY KHO I,L,U MUJ KO

Main ik khawab Dekhta hoon
TUmhay Apnay sath dekhta hoon
Main dekhta hoon k jashay
Teri cahat ka har qatra
Mera naseeb ho jashay
Main apnay hathoon main
TUmhara hath dekhta hoon
Khwab b kitnay ajeeb hotay hain
TUm apnay khawab dekhtay hooo
main tumharay kahwab dekhta hoon

Lo0g palat jateen hain hamara Gam dekh ker,
Jaise Laher lout jati hai Kinara dekh ker,
Mat dena hamare Janaze ko Kandha kahin,
UTH na jayeen app ka SAHARA dekh ker.

Aah jao jao ka abi zabtt ka mousam nahi gya
Aah jao ka abi paharoo pa baraaf jami hay
kashboo ka jazeroo sa staroo ki hadoo taak...
Is shahir main sab kuch hay Ek teri kami hay.

La phir ik bar wohi bada-o-jam aay saqi
Hath aa jay mujhay mera maqam aay saqi.
Tine-so-sal say hain hind kay makhanay band
Aab manasab hay tera faiz ho aam aay saqi

Har mod par mukaam nahi hota, dil k rishto ka koi naam nahi hota, dil ki roshni se khoja hai aapko, aap jaisa DOST milna aam nahi hota.

roshani me ek chand dikha,
maine use ek letter likha,
agar pyar nahi karti mujhse ,
to tum apne aap ko bedag dikha.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi
sagar se gahara koi nahi
ab aapki kya tarif karu----
dost me aap jaisa---
nalaya koi nahi!

Mujhe Apni Aankho Ke Samunder Main Doob Jaane De.
Mujrim Hoon Main Tera, Mujhe Doob Ke Mar Jaane De,
Zakham Kitne Mile Chahat Se Teri Mujhko.
Sochata Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De.

Tumhein dil main basaye rakhta hoon,
Aur duniya ko bhulaye rakhta hoon,
Tumhain hamari nazar na lage,
Is liye apni nazar jhukaye rakhta hoon.

Khuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi,
Dilon me chhupi daulat nahi dekhi,
Jo bhi kehta hai ke duriyo se mit ti hai mohobbat,
Usne shayad humari mohobat nahi dekhi!

Woh Mera Tha Yeh Batana Ajeeb Lagta Hai
Ab Us Say Aankh Milana Ajeeb Lagta Hai
Jo Zindagi Main Kabhi Bhi Mera Na Ho Paya
Ab Us Ka Khaab Main Ana Ajeeb Lagta Hai..
Baray Khaloos Say Dawat Tu Us Nay Bheeji Hai Par
Us Ki Mehfil Main Jana Ajeeb Lagta Hai...
Tha Jis Ka Hath Humesha Humaray Hathoon Main
Ab Us Say Hath Milana Ajeeb sa lagta Hai

Surakh aankho se woh jab hamy dekhte hain,
Ham ghabra-kar aankhein jhuka lete hain...
Kaun milaaye un aankho se aankhein,
Suna hai woh aankho se apna bana lete hain.

Baddi muddat se chaha hai tumhe,
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe...
Tujhe bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe

Toot jaate hain sabhi rishte magar,
Dil se dil ka raabta apni jagah,
Dil ko hai tujh se na milne ka yakeen,
Tujh se milne ki dua apni jagah.

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Tera Saath Hoga Zindagi Me Ya Sahar Hoga

Fir Karne Laga Hisaab Zindagi Ka
Ye Bhi Ek Zariya He Tumhe Yaad Karne Ka
Yaado Ki Khaak Me Dhund Raha Tha Ek Hasi
Aankh Se Bhi Jo Tapka To Ek Katra….Dard Ka

Kyu Ye Dil Teri Yaad Me Tadpta He
Kyu Tere Tassavur Me Hi Duba Rehta He
Jo Kiya Hi Nahi Tha Vaada Tumne Milne Ka
Fir Najane Karta He Ye Gumaan Kis Baat Ka

Har Baat Pe Muskura Dete The Tum
Har Sher Pe Kehte The Janab Aadaab
Kya Samjhe Bhi The Matlab Mere Jazbaato Ka
Ya Wo Bhi Ek Jalwa Tha Teri Bewafaii Ka

Kyu Me Karu Yakeen Tujh Par Kyu Me Karu Aitbaar Tera
Gar Meri He To Aaja Phir Ya Chod De Khyaal Mohabbat Ka

Ab To Milegi Mohabbat Hume Ya Rukh Hoga Mehkhane Ka
Ya Tera Saath Hoga Zindagi Me Ya Sahar Hoga Teri Yaado Ka

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Birthday Shayari

Agar yaad tumko na rahe apna janmdin
Check karte rahna yunhi apne mobile ke inbox hardin
Main kabhi na bhulonga apne yaar ka janmdin
Chahe woh ho mera akhri din
Aapko jaroor mera yeh msg. milega
Jispe likha hoga ” mubarak ho aapko aapka jamdin”

Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye
Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye
Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha
Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye
Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye
Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye

Aa teri Umar mein likh du chand sitaaro se
Tera janam din mein manau phoalo se bahaaro se
har ek khubsurti duniya se mein le aau
Sajaau yeh mehfil mein har haseen nazaaro se

Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare
Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare
Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai
Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushi ka mein tumhare

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
Aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himmat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai,
Ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua
Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda
Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada
Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada

Tohfa-e-dil de doon ya de doon chand tare
Janam din pe tujhe kya doon ye poche mujh se sare
Zindgi tere naam kar doon bhi to kam hahi
Daaman mein bhar doon har pal khushi ko main tumhari..

Phoolon ki sugandh se sugandhit ho jeevan tumhara
Taron ki chamak se sammilit ho jeevan tumhara
Umr aapki ho suraj jaisi
Yaad rakhe jise hamesha duniya
Janmdin mein aap mehfil sajayein aap aisi
Subh din ye aaye aapke jevan mein hazaar baar
Aur hum aapko ”Janmdin Mubarak” kehte rahein har baar..

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